Sexy, Beautiful, any guy is lucky to have her, Faithful, Perfect, If she has kids, she's a MILF, Amazing dancer. Funny, Great to hang out with. Has a lot of haters cause she's Amazing.
by fbplayer1 September 8, 2010
Get the Ashten mug.Ashten's a one of a kind guy. You won't find many guys like him. He could be a total player at times, but if he truly loves you he'll give up on being a player. He's sweet and is into basketball. He always watches sports on TV but not soccer. He's very intelligent and he's a total cutie. He's a ride till I die type of guy. He's such a freak but he knows when he should stop or keep going.
Ashten: You see that girl right there? That's my baby.
Miguel: Damn, she's hot.
Ashten: No she's beautiful...
Miguel: Damn, she's hot.
Ashten: No she's beautiful...
by NeverForgotten November 13, 2012
Get the Ashten mug.A lip syncer on snl... Looks like shit! no talent, acid-reflex is bull shit!!!!! And plus who the fuck messes up with Lip syncing...... AND BLAMBS HER FUCKING band, its bad enofgh they have to play in ur band.!
by Fujed November 2, 2004
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I love you and have since primary school you are funny, weird and smart you are the person that I want to spend the rest of my life with
I Love You Ashlee
I love you and have since primary school you are funny, weird and smart you are the person that I want to spend the rest of my life with
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Ashlee you are the greatest
by Kiper12 May 10, 2017
Get the Ashlee mug.slightly worse than britney spears, but hey, at least britneys dancing makeup for her lipsynching...
(ie...hoedowns = death for a completely worthless talentless birdbeaklike singer)
(ie...hoedowns = death for a completely worthless talentless birdbeaklike singer)
You make me want to lala...if the lala was roll over, vomit, and bag the vomit only to save it for a few weeks in the hot hot sun so i can mail it to you. for kwanzaa. it truly is a celebration of ur harvest...biatch.
by toocoolforschool42 February 20, 2005
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Get the Ashlee Simpson mug.Younger, uglier sister of Jessica Simpson who is even more of a wannabe punk than Avril Levigne. She proved to the world just how truely bad she is when she was caught lip-synching on SNL and a few months later was booed during a horrible performance at the Orange Bowl. The only reason that she even has a record deal is because she is realated to Jessica Simpson and while Jessica has her "ditzy" moments at least she was never caught lip-synching and can sing, dance, and looks alot better than her younger sister.
While Jessica Simpson gets made fun of for her "Tuna Fish" lines, at least she doesn't have to live with getting caught lip-synching and getting booed off stage.
by Royale January 7, 2005
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