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Applebees

interj.
A term used when you know something you’re doing is going horribly wrong

A cry of power/anger/defeat
Ex. a man sprinkling apple cider at bees

gets stung APPLEBEES
by Mofo with no name May 30, 2021
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take grandma to applebee's

Rarely used slang term meaning "to have sex".
Amy and I are gonna go take grandma to Applebee's.
by CanisMinor October 3, 2017
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Going to Applebee’s

Code for having raw unprotected sex in a Radom parking lot causing a similar stomach pain to if you actually ate there. No there is no eating good in the neighborhood joke here
Girl this guy said we are going to Applebee’s. I told him I’m not in the mood for my guts to fall out.
by Mr. Key lime pie March 3, 2022
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Applebees

Noun - The act of anal intercourse a.k.a. butt sex. Fucking someone in the ass.

Comes from the clientele of a popular US restaurant chain who enjoy frequenting the establishment and then going home to perform the sex act usually as a first date. Skeezy guys invite somewhat innocent girls out for dinner at the restaurant. It's cheap, s the skeezy guy isn't putting much up, but somewhat well known and respectable so the girl will put out. All girls who accept invitations to Applebee's from skeezy guys will put out in the butt, because they all love it in the butt.
"She loves going to Applebees."

"He loves taking girls to Applebees."

"Do you want to go to Applebees?"

"Where a condom when you go to Applebees."

"You shouldn't take me to Applebees tonight, I had spicy Thai food for lunch."
by Xylitol November 1, 2014
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taking grandma to applebee's

Sexual act in which a man stuffs a piece of fruit, though most often an apple, entirely up an elderly woman's pussy. He then proceeds to remove it from her gray cave and serve it to her on a cheap and dirty acrylic plate.
Hector: I took Dolores to Applebee's last night.
Gustavo: Oh yeah? How was the food?
Hector: No, you idiot. I stuffed a pear in her box then made her eat it.
Gustavo: <silence>
Hector: You've never enjoyed the experience of taking grandma to Applebee's before?
Gustavo: Can't say that I have.
Hector: You're missing out. Sometimes the old hag will leave you a tip. Depends on the quality of the fruit though.
by ZarpaDelTigre November 11, 2010
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applebee

-hey there, applebee
-what the fuck's an apple bee? A bee that makes apples? A bee in shape of an apple? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN. WHY ARE YOU CRAZY. GO HOME
by Mr. A February 2, 2004
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Fuck if I know... Just go have sex with your girlfriend, or boyfriend
Hey Jeff, I'm taking your Grandma to Applebee's, HARD!
by applebee's23 December 8, 2010
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