Applesexual

When you are physically and sexually attracted to Apple.

"Damn look at the fine ass apple."
"Oh to have a bite of that apple God damn."
"I heard Joey was applesexual. "

by Teesmallz February 25, 2021

Pelican's Applause

This ambiguous sound can be noticed when a rather large person's double, triple, or quadruple chin has accumulated enough mass to slap against their neck, creating a subtle clap-like noise that is produced by the movement of their jaw while eating or sometimes talking. Sometimes mistaken for lip-smacking, if you are chubby enough to have a pelican's applause, you might as well just keep eating because your ass will never be thin.

Roseanne Barr is so lazy she just flaps her jaw for her Pelican's Applause instead of exerting the energy to move her arms at awards shows.

by Narcolepticjay August 30, 2006

applesauced

The act of a mother or father using their child to gain attention.

My Cousin applesauced the party.
My Uncle applesauced the funeral.
I was in the hospital after a car crash, but my Sister applesauced me.

by Bosox099 September 29, 2009

eat my applesauce!

A word used when owning someone or something. Usually used in a funny term and gets people laughing.

*I win a game of ninja*
Me: "Eat my applesauce!" ya loser!!
Loser: Haha that's funny!
Random Dude: That's not funny at all.
*I slap random dude*
Random Dude: LOL HAHA!!! I LOVE IT!!!

by REBTanker50 January 24, 2011

The Applause

There are two females and two males involved. Each female has four on the floor facing opposite directions. Each male is on his knees back to back. Both males simultaneously pork the respected females from behind. The clapping sounds made from male to female and male to male (thats why your back to back) creates an applause.
Warning: do not try with clap-on lamps

Bro, "the applause" we got last night was fantastic.

by Jimmy Dean the sausage master October 24, 2008

Colossal Applause

A phrase coined by the infamous engineer, Cameron Vant, on March 3rd, 2016 that describes the awkward feeling a driver experiences while entering or immediately after entering a vehicle when coming to the conclusion that the passenger doors did not unlock; especially after repeated attempts to unlock the door, usually remotely. The phrase derives from the feeling a gladiator would experience in a large, audience-filled coliseum after a poor performance; usually a feeling of embarrassment, shame, or stupidity. Often times after such an incident, the passengers would ridicule the drivers actions by use of a sarcastic applaud; similar to a displeased crowd demanding the observing emperor to signal for the gladiator’s death.

The antonym of colossal applause is “chariot’s itch”. See “chariot’s itch”.

Listen guys, I don’t need to hear your “colossal applause”, let's just go.

by camvant June 22, 2018

Pelosi applause

An applause that is actually sarcastic.
Pelosi clap

Hey John, was that a genuine applause or a Pelosi applause?

by m-fun February 6, 2019