Apologetic Alcoholic

Someone who apologizes a lot after drinking a lot

When he drinks he is such an apologetic alcoholic.

by Mmmmmmmoooooooo December 8, 2019

I DO apologize

Rather than taking responsibility or solving a problem that a company has caused you, they just use the three litte words to end the matter: "I DO apologize" with the emphasis on "DO". What they are really saying is "I DON'T apologize, nor do I give a damn about you, or the inconviences and money we have cost you, now hang up the phone and let me get back to my sandwich!"

After dinging the customer's credit card a third time, the phone clerk responded, "Yes I see we have overbilled you and caused your credit score to be lowered do to a mistake we have made but it is past 30 days and there is nothing we can do about it, I DO apologize".

by Rich Friedland March 15, 2009

Apology

Does not always mean that you are wrong and the other person is right. It just means that you value your relationship more than your ego.

I apology.

by Sohayb June 3, 2010

notes app apology

when an influential person uses a poorly written rambling monologue that looks like it was written in the notes app on an IPhone

oh *band #1* had such a notes app apology

by one_rusty_boi April 20, 2021

ApoCon

A convention for Apostolic’s from the AAFCJ. Sometimes it’s lit, sometimes it’s aight. 75% of the young adults and youth go to find their rib wherever Lobby Ministry is hosted.

Juan: Aye bro! You goin to ApoCon? I heard it’s gonna get lit!
Timoteo: Nah bro, might just go to Lobby Ministry tho

by ElApostolico December 5, 2018

pre-apology

the act of apologizing before you do something stupid

Frank knew he would get hammered at the ballgame, so he issued a pre-apology to the crew before the tailgate.

by Merfzero August 30, 2007

Mammon apologist

Mammon is a character from the popular otome game called obey me.
The mammon apologist is mammons s/o and is willing to do anything to ensure he is safe and treated fairly. Wether they are defending him against toxic fans, or wether ut be against his brothers, this is a truly good person. They are essentially a saint.

Mammonapologist is also a popular tiktok account, that specialises in obey me content which is just f00cking hilarious- animetitti3s

Random toxic fan:i actually hate mammon

Mammon apologist: give me one good reason apart from him being annoying

Random toxic fan:i- um.....
Mammon apologist: exactly:)

by Anime_tiddi3s April 16, 2021