very good at antiques

Gay. Homosexual.

As coined by Baroness Knight.

Graham Norton is very good at antiques.

by adabrady June 05, 2013

antique farm equipment

also see black child

antique farm equipment

by skibiditoiletamongussussyballs November 19, 2023

Instant Antique

Anything, that was the BOMB when new, but NEVER lived up to the company's expectations.

Video game consoles like the "virtual boy" or the nokia's N-Gage, might be a "good idea" in a parallel universe; but like movies on UMDs, they're only instant antiques here.

by Redsonjaoriginal October 22, 2022

antique show

a gathering of old and/or retired persons

The VFW is such an antique show, but man those guys can party.

I got an invitation to the ultimate antique show...the AARP!

by jrcdmc June 20, 2011

antique fishtank

Pregnant grandma

Did you hear about Ben’s mom?
She got pregnant.
She’s a total antique fishtank now.

by Mrfieldhouse November 09, 2021

Antiquing

The act of putting talcum powder on your balls and smushing them in your roommates face so he gets antiqued

Bro, what the fuck? Why are you antiquing me?

by 149214921492 March 13, 2020

Antiquing

A woman that is 35 years of age or younger that chooses to have sex with a man that is 60 years of age, or older.

30 year old Lucy is so tired of dealing with the B.S. of younger men, for now on she will only go Antiquing.

by Bam068 June 03, 2023