ampulance

amputation inside an ambulance.

After that crash, John had to be ampulanced.

by Snipegineer September 23, 2011

Amputeetertotter

Specially designed playground apparatus for disabled kids.

Billy loved to go to the park so he could play on the amputeetertotter.

by Wico Iye Owaci January 7, 2012

apputate

deleting of an application for anything from ipods to androids, due to its cancerous uselessness.

I downloaded a clock app for my ipod, but it already has a build in clock so I apputated it.

by cenobyte October 30, 2012

amputeasing

The act of making a joke at the expense of someone with a disability.

"Man, did you hear Trudy point out John's stump? She really took her amputeasing too far"

by BWS Ohio May 16, 2017

amputeasing

The unkind act of putting down someone because of missing limbs.

"The board of the Special Olympics takes instances of amputeasing very seriously.

by BWS Ohio May 16, 2017

Alputaholium

Alputaholium is when you are having a good conversation with someone but suddenly you can't understand what are they saying.

- I was having a nice convo with this guy but then alputaholium occured.

by Animucharacter July 17, 2017

Amputits

The product of breast reduction surgery.

Emily: Hey did you see Rebecca’s new amputits?

Lucy: Yeah I think the surgery went well.

by Typos for Days July 21, 2018