alvin

a vaping tic-tac lover.

oh damn that's an alvin right there

by tictac123 October 3, 2017

alvinized

Being ass reamed by a dude while having a dog lick peanut butter off you balls

Can you believe Tj Marjama was alvinized by that big black dude, his dog was so hooked on licking balls he had to put him down

by jagon March 23, 2009

alvin

sabs husband better than dykan bc he suk the pp

alvin is such daddiness

by ur nan thiccest robloxian May 31, 2018

Alvin and The Chipmunks

Currently the world’s bestselling midget group. They formed in 1958 and now have multiple feature movies and are still hawt, despite being older than the Beatles.

They’re making another Alvin and the chipmunks movie, so brace yourselves for a level of furry midget ass that we have not yet experienced.

by El ritardo December 6, 2017

alvin mahon

A insanely sexy Asian dude who happens to wank too much. He also has a habit of being shit at asking girls out and is at approximately 0 for 50 in the last few years

E.g. “Oi Alvin Mahon you fat shit cunt, Jamee’s over here”

by Freddies fatty September 5, 2019

Alvin and the chipmunks

The act of inhaling helium and shoving a acorn up someone’s ass and singing “All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth”

“Man I just Alvin and the chipmunks this girl.”

by Gucci Berry February 20, 2021

Alvin Kamara

An OP New Orleans Saints running back that is carrying his team like a beast. He like Airheads too.

Here's a box of Airheads, Alvin Kamara

by schoolwack September 30, 2020