autoidiot

autoidiot

Also known as autoINCORRECT

Autoidiot is that "feature" on your phone or tablet that is suppose to fix typos but instead, changes perfectly correct words to utter nonsense.

Guy 1 texts: "Hey, you wanna go hang at tgh clergfpg tonayterflurg?"

Guy 2 texts back: "Dude, what? Are you high?"

Guy 1 responds: "No, man ... autoidiot took over and jacked my text. I hit send before catching it! 🙄 I wrote 'Do you want to go hang at the club tonight?'"

by Mysteh April 7, 2020

Aloidia

(Pronounced AH-LOY-JA)
(Noun) One's most treasured possessions
(Verb: aloid (Pronounced AH-LOYD)) To consider something very important or precious
Singular form: aloid

"This box is filled with some of my grandmother's aloidia."
"The human brain aloids towards things that have sentimental value in their lives."
"An aloid -said to be owned by the Titanic's creator- has been dug out of the wreckage"

by Rick Fastley December 20, 2021

aloid

Handsome, smart, snobber like but he actually cares a lot, a good listener person and Her smile can make you're world go round it brings butterfly to tummy He actually completes me

Aloid's belong to his yeobo I love you!!

by Samreyes July 16, 2022

altoisum

Beating an alto in choir, they’re often close like a family and stay together in their tightknit group.

Linda: my friend is an alto who practices altoisum

by Purpstar615 November 21, 2022

alotid

A word for "a lot", usually used at the ends of sentences to emphasize it's a joke.

"I hate you alotid!"
"Dawg, chill out goofy alotid."
"Kill yourself alotid."

by Zeakify March 6, 2024

jeg sidder altid ned

when a small guy says he always sit down to pee.

simon says: "jeg sidder altid ned"

by Elfving03 June 20, 2018