Autism Spectrum Disorder (ASD)

A disorder that everyone on the internet likes to make fun of even though they don't even understand it at all, people on the internet also make fun of people with Down Syndrome (Literally half of the internet uses the word "Retarded") the internet also likes to make fun of Tourettes Syndrome, OCD, Anxiety and even more "Diseases"

if you make jokes about people with Autism Spectrum Disorder (ASD) then fuck you

by urbandictionary.comlol September 9, 2021

Autism

Autism is a neurotype. A neurotype is a type of brain, and the main change that it does is how the brain interprets and responds to social cues. The easiest way of describing an autistic person is just that their brain works slightly different. That’s all.

Also being ableist is stupid so please just try to think about what you say before you say it.

Autism is a spectrum. Not a functioning line. Not every autistic person is the same.

There are also a lot of common co-morbidities so lots of autistic people with have some other mental illness or disorder, like ADHD, anxiety or depression.

Written by an actual autistic person :)

some ableist bitch: “ew why are you autistic?”
an autistic person: “yeah like i can control what my neurotype is, it’s just autism, piss off.”

by north :] December 16, 2021

Social Autism

Relating to the social retard or social retardation. A person who causes undue awkwardness and misses normal social cues during conversation, while technically being considered "normal".

Unlike a social retard, this person is usually of a high IQ, and manages to sporadically control the conversation with an interesting, savant-like twist for specific subjects and topics.

Common in academia, conspiracy theorists, and certain fanatics.

Jason was not a social retard, he had social autism. People avoided speaking around him unless they wanted to discuss the life history of Bob Marley. In the alternative, he was great to have on your team for music trivia night.

by k8 on the water November 18, 2009

Autism

A broad range of complex neurodevelopmental disabilities marked by such symptoms as severe deficits in social interaction and communication, restricted and strong interests and inflexibility (love of routine).

Most people think Rainman when they think autism.

by Doc_B April 14, 2015

artismal

artisanal + abysmal = artismal

adjective describing authentic handicrafts/foods of terrible quality.

I've been trying to make some artisan bread for the bake sale, but so far my results have been more artismal.

by punkrawker September 8, 2016

autismosis

The diffusion of autism through a partially permeable membrane, only in water. This is often the reason people catch autism.

"Hey dude, what's up? Oh sh- you got caught by the autismosis!"
"I caught autism through autismosis nearly 7 years ago."

by Mega Virgin November 28, 2018

Autism Swarm Dynamics

Autism swarm dynamics is the act when one person, typically a young child a school, does something autistic and all his friends follow suit. This forms a “meme-like” culture over that thing, thus the idea itself moved amongst the social structure like a swarm. It spreads and burrows itself into the psyche of the human mind, thus forming a behavioural pattern which is seen to some as “autistic”.

The phrase serves as a name for everyone following random @everyone ping in discord communities, first diagnosed by StemmedAxis06#2372.

In #announcements on discord.gg/thegalacticrepublic server, admin StemmedAxis06 pinged everyone with the word "Bababoey". This was an autistic thing to do as it had 0 contextual preface in this server that was well known, as well as not being a proper announcement. However, autistic children are very similar in brain patterns to Redditors. And we (discord members) are all Redditors. The everyone bababoey meme spread to the other staff and then the group leaders in their own announcement channel. Because of great Autism Swarm Dynamics influence, the meme continues to appear in various text channels.

by KifoPL September 17, 2020