Alphonso Davies

The lightning fast left back for the Canadian men’s soccer team. Compared to Road Runner by Thomas Muller for his speed. Famously beat three opponents en route to an assist vs. FC Barcelona.

The speed of sound was benched after being scorched by Alphonso Davies.

by FundedByBurritos December 8, 2021

Alpine

The name of the greatest beer brewed in North America by far better than any American Beer or other Canadian Beer. It is brewed and localized in Maritime Canada.

Hey bud, give me an Alpine.
Alpine is right good.
Most people who don't drink Alpine are homosexuals or women.

by saucetomate June 6, 2010

alpine

A car stereo made by Alpine. Considered to be the highest-quality around by the same kinds of people who think watermellon and fried chicken is gourmet cuisine.

Then I let the Alpine play/
I was pumpin' new shit by NWA.
-Easy-E, "Boyz in the Hood"

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 9, 2003

Asphinxiation

Being sick to death of unanswerable puzzles or riddles

Since they don't have the crossword puzzle hot line anymore, these riddles have caused me severe asphinxiation.

by xPIPx August 7, 2010

Alphonso Sharland

The ginger drummer from The Hoosiers who keeps a great beat and has awesome facial hair growing abilities.

The Hoosiers
Drummer
'Know any great drummers?'
'Alphonso Sharland from The Hoosiers!'

by akaspiderray December 9, 2012

alphansus

Loves doge. Geme, cutez face n belly, aww

Alphansus iz bae, especially his belly

by jonmarvyn98 December 25, 2017

aphinay

A girls name

A short smart girl talented,
Determined, and outstanding
She is one of the girls you want to stay on her good side cause she can let out her inner demon she likes to keep a small circle

Hey aphinay how are you today

by Piphany March 9, 2018