Missouri alarm clock

The act of taking ones penis and smacking someone in the forehead until they wake up.

I told Dave I would give him a Missouri alarm clock at about 7am.

by angela75 April 6, 2010

Dutch Alarm Clock

1. Being woken up by your girlfriend as she is giving you a blow job.

I awoke with the hot, wet sensation of my girlfriends mouth on my boner. She was giving me a dutch alarm clock.

by Xeneric December 30, 2010

blowjob alarm clock

when you wake up to someone (preferrably a woman) with your dick in their mouth performing fellatio.

wow im gonna have a great day! why? because i got a blowjob alarm clock.

by The Red Hat Kid September 8, 2006

Dog Alarm

A warning device made up of one or more dogs to signal that something is happening outside

My dog alarm goes off whenever someone is at the door, on the sidealk, accross the street, driving down the street, delivering mail, picking up trash, etc., etc., etc., etc,. etc., etc., etc., .....

by macca fan September 30, 2007

vibe alarm

A proximity alarm in rainbow six siege

mate there a vibe alarm there

MATE!

by Matchedscarab November 18, 2020

garth algar

One of the lead characters in one of film's proudest moments, Wayne's World. And also appearing in the slightly less proud moment, Wayne's World 2.

Dana Carvey played Garth in both the two movies and the Saturday Night Live skits which launched them. He's a pretty radical dude with long hair, sick shades, and can headbang like no other. Idol to some, but hero to all.

"Man, let's go have premarital sex and snort coke!"
"Wait... what would Garth Algar do?"
*thinks profoundly*

by Nathan Clark Miller May 22, 2007

alarse

to be mean to someone else , used in liverpool city .. thats my home!

"katie your alarse for givin jansen a suck when jess loved him"

by katie schnaty July 31, 2007