Edgar Allan Poe Test

A simple question into determining if someone is an ignorant fob and who should get the fuck out of America

Me: Do you know who Edgar Allan Poe is?
fob: Uhhh....who?
Me: Oh, never-mind. *under breath (The dumb bitch just failed the Edgar Allan Poe Test)*

by drunkendukh August 16, 2009

Alandra

An alandra is very sweet, nice, strong, hot, and can be agressive. An alandra is also very smart ;). Alandra is also a female name.

boy 1: "who's that man?"
boy 2: "Thats the new girl, Alandra."
Boy 1: "I gotta have her!"
boy 2: "She's hard to get, trust me."
boy 1: "Im not going to miss a chance, she so hot!"

by purplechick3 March 29, 2010

Aland

A nice lover with dark hair and dark eyes that gives great sex, kind and sweet. Does everything to make his love and friends happy. Very open and deep minded and is intellectual much further than his age.

brittany: "aysha look his name is "aland" go and get him"
aysha: "you sure that his name is not just aland?"
brittany:"yes, im sure hes got the "D" too"

by goatkeeper January 2, 2017

Allanah

Allanah (pronounced Al-la-nah)often spelt Alana.

The name Allanah is a baby girl name. It is of Old German, Irish, Celtic and Hawaiian origin, and its meanings are: "precious; awakening; Beautiful; Dear child; harmony; stone; or noble."

The baby girl will be named Allanah.

by a-j September 7, 2007

Aland

The manliest dude you’ll ever meet. If he turns around and slaps you with his giant manly dick you should be grateful.

Aland has such a magnum dong, holy shit.

by _eggboi_ September 8, 2018

Allan Thomas

Someone with a big head

“Omg that guy has such a big head”
“Yeah he’s called Allan Thomas”

by I’m h January 4, 2019

alando

Alando is a kind hearted, loving person. Once you meet him, he’ll see, why at first, but then jokester pops right out of him. He is a person that everyone needs in life. He can be shy and hard on the outside, but on the inside, he is very soft and kind, kind of like a pop art. He is someone that you would never want to lose. A loving soul, comedian and sometimes perplexed person. You’ll never want to lose and Alando

Me: I’m pretty sad rn :(
Friend: talk to alando! He’ll cheer you up!

by Jaliepan e4 December 26, 2020