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created thousands of years ago as a mean of tourcher.it is pointless and endless, coming up with senerios and numbers that dont even exist or even make sence. Its orgins are unkown but some say that it originated in hell because, many are lead to beleve that algebra drives many insane or to commit suicide.

Now a days algebra is used to Ruien/destroy high school and college student's GPA's and cause many to fail and flunk and lose credits.
little Sally was a strait A student, she got A's in every subject she is the smartes most talented person in school, she was going to get many schoolerships for keeping her grades so high

Sally: yay i cant wait to go to college! i always wanted to go seek my dreams but i never had enough money, but now i can with my perfect grades and i am going to get a schoolership!"

sally after algebra "NO my GPA is ruiend! now i can never go to college!"

sally loses her schoolership because she failed algebra.

example of common algebra problems
solve X+y7*zF=22
70000xy+F56*X=9
algebra by baka kuso yaro April 22, 2011
Bra Made of Algae, A material for support for breats of the male or female body, resembling a Manzier except made out of Algae
My Algebra ITCHES!!!!!

How many sizes does that Algebra come in?
Algebra by Brock On October 19, 2006
1. The polar opposite of sexy.
2. Something that, no matter what teachers say you don't ever have to use after you get out of school.
3. MR BUTERA IS A FAG LOLOLOLOL
"i had it all, a supermodel body, sexy boyfriend and tons of money. everyone loved me. but then i did algebra."

"my teacher told me algebra was important but i haven't used it since high school"

"mr butera is a fag he creeps me out"
Something that is well understood by people smarter than you. Used daily by those who pursued a career in engineering, physics, chemistry, computer science, etc.
"Man, if only I'd had a better attitude in school, I might have become smart enough to solve simple algebra problems."
algebra by shoobiedoop July 24, 2015
Math mixed with letters and other complicated things that you'll never use in life, you'll forget how to do it the next day, and is pretty pointless to teach.
Teacher: Simplify 2x² + 4(x² + 3) - 2 = 22

Student: I dont know how to do that kind of algebra
Algebra by TheManWithNoName34 April 28, 2022
Hey dude hook that shorty up with my algebra
algebra by el oso baila July 6, 2003