alfreds

As in....Alfred Hitchcock, Hitchcock...Sh*tcock.

When a baby unfortunatley has worn a nappy for too long and
he has had a rather runny episode that has covered not only his bottom but also his willy.
'OH LOOK AT THE POOR LITTLE FELLOW, HE'S GOT ALFREDS!!'

by salims April 17, 2008

alfredo pants

A common term that describes when someone has pooped their pants while at a fine Italian restaurant, such as the Olive Garden.

(at the Macaroni Grill)

"Where are you going?"

"I've got to use the restroom otherwise I'm going to have alfredo pants"

another common usage:

"What happened to our waiter at Mazzio's last night?"

"Dude, I think he alfredo-ed his pants"

by wow4now January 2, 2009

Jumping Alfredo Crabstick

When I man, lets say over 40, takes his dick, infected with crabs(disease), and shoves it into a boiling bowl of Alfredo Sauce. Then When he screems in pain hes jumps up and down and sticks his dick into a woman's vagina, cooling it down.

Old Dude: "OW OW OW why would I do that!"
Old Dude: "I stick it in the hooker!"

Hooker: "What The FUCK!"

OLD DUDE: "DAMN THAT WAS A PAINFUL JUMPING ALFREDO CRABSTICK!"

by MR. NOT NORMAL January 27, 2011

jose alfredo chirinos

A man who is extremely hipster.He used to be skinny but now he has gained a few pounds.

He will always deny to be a hipster, but its on his blood. He wears small glasses, but in his heart he wishes they were as big as his hipster personality.

-Oh, i've never heard this song..have you?
-No...this must be a Jose Alfredo Chirinos type of song. Its too hipster.

by psrg January 23, 2014

drop you like alfredo

Drop you like alfredo means to just let you go, or drop you off. Kicking somebody out, ignoring someone. Stuff like that. And its just fun to say!

"Adam, I drop you off right here if you don't stop."
"Yea, she'll drop you like alfredo!"

by Squadam August 28, 2006

Gay Faggocinne Alfredo

A person of italian decent who acts like a complete faggot. Also used to describe anyone who just acts like an italian faggot.

The G.F.A: "That's a really funny looking calculator you have in class. I think you shouldn't have that out"

Person 2: "Shut the fuck up you gay faggocinne alfredo"

by idonthateitalianssodontkillme April 11, 2010

Alfredo Garcia

Alfredo is a great man, has a great sense of humor and is a pervert but in a good way. Alfredo would go by Alfie that must people would call him,and know him by, Alfie is a sexy man and should "hook" up with a Nicole because she said so. Alfie is a great guy to be around with and is fun, he is very sarcastic and playful and that just adds on to his great personality.

person 1: whoa! whos the new kid, he looks sexy
person2: hes new, i think his name is Alfredo Garcia,but most ppl are calling him Alfie
person1: wow....id like to tap him

by smarty_pip14 December 30, 2010