Alaskan Cowbell

When you have a girl hanging, naked, head down via harness. You then have a male do a hand stand, naked, with his ankles locked with the girls ankles. Then the man does arm squats down and up (speed depends on the males strength) thrusting his penis in and out of the girls vagina while squatting.

Tommy: Dude! Did you hear what John did to Tori yesterday?
Rob: NO, what did they do?
Tommy: John Alaskan Cowbelled the shit out of her!
Rob: Holy Shit! I didn't know John had it in him!
Tommy: Well..... Tori had it in her...

by SexualWhiteChocolate October 6, 2011

Alaskan firedragon

When a man diarrhoea shits into a women's mouth then duct tapes it shut and tickles her until it is forced out through he nose like a dragon

That bitch be looking like an Alaskan firedragon

by Funny man adam December 23, 2020

alaskan rim job

Putting crystal meth on a significant other's hole and licking it clean to cause immense pleasure for both.

The best kind of high is one of of an Alaskan Rim Job

by S3xd00d December 5, 2013

alaskan firestorm

Having doggy sex.Then your partner lights the fart from the female and singes your public hair above males cock.

My misses has the hottest ass in the Alaskan Firestorm world!!!

by lighting female fart,shagging December 28, 2014

Alaskan Ballet Slipper

When a pussy has giant lips to help keep itself warm

I fucked her last night, she totally has an Alaskan ballet slipper

by farmersonly February 11, 2017

Houston, Alaska

Ghost like town filled with methamphetamine labs housed in buses. unhospitable in nature. Residents show declining brain function after five years. Water is polluted with unknown contaminates that cause retardation and many unstudied birth side effects.

Population = Unknown

Meth head 1 "So... where you going to get your meth from tonight?..."

Meth Head 2 "Houston, Alaska"

by AngelousBelleMorte April 5, 2009

Alaskan Icicle

The admirable task when a man puts a mitten on his dominant hand and proceeds to jerk off in sub-zero temperatures. The resulting jizz then freezes and can be used in a plethora of ways: I.e., self defense, moose hunting, flavor enhancer for drinks, perhaps even a tasty treat.

"Charlie, is your soup too hot? I have a few Alaskan icicles to help you out."

Guy one: "Hey, you goin' moose huntin today?"
Guy two: "Yeah! Wanna come? I have 14 spare Alaskan Icicles!"
Guy one: "Awesome!! I could always use another."

by Moosehunter-gatherer November 28, 2009