Alabama Shocker

Same as the shocker but with one in the pink, and two in the stink

Yo, I sliped that girl the Alabama Shocker!

by shite town pat February 18, 2009

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Alanood

Alanood is a very quiet girl, but once you get to know her, she will open up. She is funny with her friends, and she is very spontaneous and adventurous. However, Alanood may have some mood swings, and she can be incredibly stubborn, so don’t even try to change her mind about things. Alanood is loyal to her loved ones and is very protective of them.

“That girl is very quiet..she must be an Alanood!”

by Hpfrvr October 28, 2019

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Sweet Home Alabama'd

When you are married to someone but they refuse to divorce you, or sign the divorce papers, so that one day they might still have a chance of reconciliation (usually to be attempted directly before you are due to be married for the second time).

She was planning on marrying Steve but couldn't because Pete had Sweet Home Alabama'd her.

by Etowntiger October 7, 2011

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Los Alamos Police Department

Los Alamos Police Department (LAPD) is a department consisting of a variety of ape like mammals. These creatures are generally known for their low intelligence, small stature, arrogant personalities, and an uncanny sense of smell for underage trouble such as toilet papering houses. The LAPD carry the authority to arrest individuals for a variety of crimes such as J walking, laughing, sneezing, stetching, playing tennis, and reading. Studies have shown that the psychology of these individuals relates to that of a booger eating adolescent that was picked on throughout highschool and seeks revenge as an adult. Although the majority of the time, these individuals continue to get picked on as adults, the LAPD have found means to carry weapons to make up for the typical tiny weiners found on these animals. While not at work, these creatures can typically be found on their back with their legs over their head attempting to suck on their own weiners. See also short man's syndrome, sissy, dooshbag, vagina man and duck butter

Example 1: "I just saw a lizard eat an ant. We should probably call the Los Alamos Police Department!"

Example 2: "My girlfriend says my penis is too big; however, she used to date a guy from Los Alamos Police Department, so it's really not a big compliment."

Example 3: "You should graduate highschool or else you will end up at Los Alamos Police Department."

Example 4: "If you guys call me a girl 14 or 15 more times, I will join Los Alamos Police Department."

Example 5: "I wish I could read. Now I have to join Los Alamos Police Department."

Example 6: "Oh no, here comes the Los Alamos Police Department, pull a vagina man so they are not intimidated."

by Lost Almost August 16, 2010

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