Alimony

That wife you love so much, the little honey buns who you thought was an angel? Well, she's going to castrate you. Once she's done with that, she'll take your kids, put a restraining order on you with a false accusation, and then she'll take everything that rightfully belongs to YOU. After this, you must followed with a series of payments to support her, even if she is perfectly able to work.

Yes, my friend, welcome to the world of alimony. You better pray that the child support (which WILL inevitably come) does not toss your castrated balls into the grinder to make food for the dogs.

Judge: You make 30,000 a year, so you must give your wife 15,000. Oh, and your child support is $300 a month.

Guy: Good-bye comfort and hello hunger...

by BusinessMan April 22, 2005

Akimblow

To have two dicks inside your mouth at the same time.

Yo, she let me bring my friend along, lets just say, she did an Akimblow.

by Sex Slave Number 1 July 3, 2017

Alim

noun.

wise guy (means the all knowing)

likely to fall for a Saara.

Alim will definitely end up with Saara.

by dkgadlfkasldfkjasl;kflaskdfsf May 28, 2009

Legs akimbo

When a woman is eagerly awaiting at home for her mans love truncheon with a freshly greased up minge legs spread as far as the eye can see and the beef curtains fluttering gently in the breeze.

Oi Steve. I got in from work the other day there to find the missus up stairs legs spread like a yawning hippo I would say legs akimbo if I don’t know better. So naturally I double piked right into that wizards sleeve.

by Jambokeith85 January 25, 2020

Lee-Alkim

when two evil people work together to give false hope to others, only to destroy them afterward.

damn, that Lee-Alkim move killed me inside

by A crushed university student November 8, 2020

legs akimbo

A body position in which the feet are kept together or close to one another while the knees bent and spread widely appart. Usually adopted while the person is sitting, reclining or lying on their back.

The pose is very sexually provocative and is often assumed naturally by women during intercourse or as a visual prompt to initiate sex.

The term is derived from 'akimbo' - a similar posture involving the arms - the hands are placed on ones hips with elbows bent and pointing outward, thus forming the same diamond shape.

I think she liked me; when I walked into the room she was lying on the bed with her legs akimbo, wearing nothing but a grin!

by Iona ;-) December 8, 2007

akimbo

To hold and fire two guns, one in each hand. Most often seen with handguns, or compact sub-machine guns.

This is not only the correct term, but also the original, and oldest term for this.

However, Dual-Fisting is the term (created by the Halo community) that
is the most popular and widely accepted.

The best example is Counter-Strike's dual elites.

by Remy April 22, 2004