Afghanistan

Has 2 common spelling misfortunes: Afghansatan and Afangistan. A country confused about their origins. Tend to forget🤐 their roots & desperately claim to be Middle Eastern (Persian) or Tajik to detach themselves from their ethnic roots. They think by claiming Central Asia they can distance themselves but just look at how they look like. (Many exaggerate that only they have fair skin. Many say they look identical to Italians- look at their cricket team, they are darker than Bollywood actors.🫢) Central Asians don't accept them. Iran isn't in Central Asia.🤪🫤 Like to lecture & lie🤥🥱 about others, unfortunately for them😰🤫 though there's proof.
We’re not ignorant about Afghanistan. .
⬆️Search this & c ur self

I’m Arab. I see a lot of afghans say they’re middle eastern, and it’s cute. But you are with few commonalities with Arabs. ’Like my afghan clients associating with Arabs’ ’I’ve also seen a few posts claiming middle eastern’

This is hilarious. Bro why you so mad? I’m not gonna give examples of the people I know personally, but it’s all over tiktok. Just search “afghan middle eastern”, you’ll see for yourself. I don’t get why you’re being so prideful
Afg: "Who are you? A fucken nobody, true? Hence this pointless discussion ends now"
by MsClickNSeeMyAfghPosts April 21, 2024
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Afghanistan Slushie

When a calamity breakout meets a invasion of genital warts. And causes anal bleeding
I feel sorry for Zach because that girl gave him an Afghanistan Slushie
by Get real 23 May 05, 2025
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War in Afghanistan

A pointless 20-year long war that was fought (and lost to the Taliban) by the United States of America. The purpose of the war was to root out "terror" (whatever the fuck that objective means) and to kill all brown people in the Middle East (remove the Taliban and Al-Qaeda). The war was a gigantic stain on the US and it's people, and due to the amount of money wasted on the endeavor, it will more than likely lead to the eventual economic collapse and downfall of the US itself. Just like the Soviet Union (see Soviet-Afghan War for context).
If you ever feel like you're useless, just remember that it took four presidents, 2,459 dead soldiers, and $2 Trillion dollars to replace the Taliban with the Taliban in Afghanistan.

That's right. $2 Fucking Trillion. Not enough money for the homeless, or student debt, or cancer research, or space exploration, or to help the elderly stateside. But just enough money to bomb brown people. God Bless America.

War in Afghanistan
by realshit225 August 16, 2024
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