Adogtion

When the normal human desire for raising children is instead displaced towards a canine.

Kelly: I mean, we’re so lonely, you know, but the apartment is so tiny, and we can’t afford a kid.
Jane: wow sucks … have you considered adogtion?

by Dogter Phil August 6, 2022

Adoptionizing

When u put your good for nothing useless child up for adoption or simply drop them on the front doorstep of the orphanage.

Dude 1: hey man Kareem’s kid is pretty fucking useless

Dude 2: ik he should really look into adoptionizing

by Abdul Hasam April 10, 2023

Alottile

A little but also a lot.

Conversation:

Person 1: "Do you eat a lot?"

Person 2: "I eat alottile."

I don't occasionally swim, maybe alottile. Sometimes, I skip Wednesday.

You need to do it alottile, otherwise only take a supplement to help.

by Marmalade Liquor September 2, 2023

adoption nerd

When a popular girl in class finds herself a nerd to help her with class or homework.

"I'm really struggling with chemistry, maybe i should find myself an adoption nerd."
"Oh him? He is my adoption nerd to help me through some classes."

by Blasekiller February 1, 2024

adoptigga

An “adopted nigga”

That dumbass is probably adopted, stupid adoptigga.

by BenJaminRinger8079 November 26, 2024

Adotiquok

Type of people that have a pet quokka, the pronunciation is: "Aaa - do - ri - cuok

Mark: "Hey, have any news?"
Jake: "Not really, but Mary is now a Adotiquok!"
Mark: "Cool dude!"

by GabLoucura January 20, 2025

Adoption, adoptUtion, adoptioN

Adoption, adoptUtion, adoptioN

Adoption, adoptUtion, adoptioN

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025