fallen acorn

When the head (and ONLY the head) of one's penis escapes from the fly of his underwear.

Haha! Check out Spidey's fallen acorn! He better put that thing back in there before zipping!

by Danger & Hamil$tein October 20, 2005

acrylic iqon

usually used to described what has thought to be the best type of music/band ever produced in world which usually consist of extremely talented and beautiful band members.

omg that band are such an acrylic iqon!!

by deanoj August 27, 2006

acorn nipples

When a persons nipples are large and puffy, and very sensitive to touch.

Owen: Dude you got some big nips let me sqeeze them.

Nick: Don't sqeeze my acorn nipples that would really hurt.

by Big Moke January 22, 2008

acolyte

A blasphemous servant of the Necrowizard.
Works against the unacolytes of the Unnecrowizard and usually succeeds, considering the superior frost-power of the Necrowizard.

Attack, acolytes!
The acolytes gathered in order to satanically praise the Necrowizard.

by Grimlord December 27, 2004

Acrylic Freelancer

A person who does whatever he/she feels he/she must do, and whenever, wherever and however he/she feels he/she must. No matter what others think he/she should do. Acrylic Freelancers follow a new type of religion called Acrylic Freelancing, and are known as Acrylic Freelancists. This religion is not like any other, and can have people faithful to other religions, faithful to this one too, because this one respects people's beliefs. Acrylic Freelancers can be pretty or ugly, sane or insane, black, white, or purple it doesn't matter. Acrylic Freelancers can pursue short or long-term employments if they feel they must. The only concrete things about Acrylic Freelancing are that Acrylic Freelancers follow what they consider freedom in life. Acrylic Freelancers are not biased in any way. And they ALWAYS respect other's beliefs and other Acrylic Freelancers. Acrylic Freelancers are thinkers and they know what they do and what will happen when they do it.

Online User 1, "Hey, what's your religion? I'm christian!"
Online User 2, "Yo, I'm freelance."
Online user 3, "I'm cathlic, and what's freelance?"
Online user 2, "It' short for being an Acrylic Freelancer.
It means I respect people, as well as their gods."
Online User 3 and 2, "You respect people? And their
beliefs? So if it's my firm belief that all
freelancers should get beat up and publicly
humiliated...what would you do?"
Online user 2, "If you attack me I'll beat the sh!t out of
you. I didn't say I was a pacifist, numbnuts. I just
won't try to convert you, or beat you up in the
name of God."

by Acrylic Teen June 7, 2007

Acorn head

Dangerous disease, no cure known of at the moment. Acorn head is when your head shaped into an acorn. If you are around any squirrels you must leave or else they will attack you

Corny Donald (most famous acorn head)

by Ding dong words May 7, 2015

Acornhub

The best place to go to get HD Acorn pictures that are great for jacking off to,

Nothing like some good old Acornhub, I cant wait to get home and pull a wank to some acorns

by MGno November 19, 2018