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by Thomas Leone October 18, 2009

Achilles' heel

noun; a weakness in someone or something that is strong overall (the weakness is often, but not always, seemingly small but crucial, leading to misfortunate events)

The Brazilian soccer team's defense was its Achilles' heel in World Cup 1998. Despite having strong forwards, the team was ultimately scored upon three times by France.

by Nathan September 1, 2008

Achimmed

Rough sex resulting into backache and an itchy vagina

She got Achimmed really hard last night.

You've been Achieved!

by TheGreatAchimmer March 2, 2018

Achievement Hunter

Grown men (and a woman) who get paid to play video games and chuck soda cans at walls.

Achievement Hunter is my favourite. They're hilarious.

by YOLOSWAG2014 August 25, 2014

Lifetime Achievement Award

A very strong mixed signal from an industry association, particularly in the performing arts, given to a long-established figure. It is simultaneously a heartfelt pat on the back for a splendid career, and a forceful hint that said career is now over as far as the industry is concerned. Something like receiving a really meaningful hug while behind guided very meaningfully toward the door.

Ah, she's up for a Lifetime Achievement Award for her music career. Do you think she's going to write her autobiography or go on reality TV?

by DancingKali April 9, 2011

Have you heard of Achilles?

A rhetorical question asked to a dumbfounded person in response to a question, due to a term they are unaware of.

Example: Don’t be a complete bush and meet me at Casa de Tempe.

Answer: Where is that at?

Rebuttal: Have you heard of Achilles?

by long distance relationship October 17, 2012

Achilles heel

A point of vulnerability.

The warrior Achilles was totally protected by his armor, except for a small spot by the back of his foot where an arrow went through.

A weakness for chocolate cake was the dieter's Achilles heel.

by Chloethecat June 29, 2012