Mild Acquaintance

A good friend to bond with over eventful life situations.

I bonded with my mild acquaintance over our latest dramatic antics.

by superfriendie July 1, 2021

Acquaintance

Someone you hardly know, or someone you hardly knew growing up.

Why would an acquaintance pay another acquaintance much attention, and why would an acquaintance want attention from an acquaintance in the first place?Everything happens for a reason, and there is a reason two acquaintances aren't close like friends, so sometimes things are better left alone than intervened with. Attention seekers are the ones who don't want people to ignore them, or to be left alone to themselves.

by The Original Agahnim June 2, 2021

Casual Acquaintance

The act of sitting on your hand until it goes numb and then giving someone else a handjob. Similar to the Stranger.

Dave was feeling depressed because his girlfriend left him, so I took one for the team and gave him a casual acquaintance to make him feel better.

by PondScum February 11, 2010

Danish Acquaintance

A 'friend' you only hang out with while smoking pot, and might not even know the name of.

Jeff: Hey, you know Tarun? He's a really chill guy.

Zach: He's the one with the lava lamp collection? Haven't really talked to him much. He's a Danish acquaintance. Makes great brownies, though, that's for sure.

by The Brightdayler October 19, 2011

Acquaintance

Someone you played on a little league team with or against (or went to the same school for a few years), but never did they go to your birthday party or you to theirs would be an acquaintance, someone you knew of, but didn't actually know well, and vice versa. Someone that you work with that hasn't met your family or friends, someone you hardly know, and vice versa.

He/she was an acquaintance, which was usually a neutral term for somebody that was not a friend or an enemy, but just a guy/girl that you were aware of his/her existence, and didn't pretend not to be, but not much else about the person.

by The Original Agahnim June 2, 2021

Acquaintance

The act of masturbating with your weaker/opposite hand.

Since my right hand was boring and so familiar, I finally had to give myself an acquaintance to get off last night.

by selmo July 19, 2006

acquaintance

Another name for a fuck buddy that will fuck anytime and anywhere. Also, they are embarrassing to let your other friends see because they are usually ugly and dumb, but in your mind you say to yourself..."it's better than my hand."

Imma go fuck my acquaintance because im one horney MOFO.... but no one will kno ;)

by Mking47 November 25, 2011