Institute of Chartered Accountants of Pakistan (ICAP)

The Institute of Chartered Accountants of Pakistan (ICAP) is the formal institute bearing corporate veil via which innocent kids are legally bounded to accept slavery contracts with audit firms for more than 3 years after sticking in the pipeline of CA Foundation and intermediate exams for more than 4 years on average. It reflects the 6-8 years of total misery of students who opted for ICAP, leaving 70% unqualified in the end, rushing towards ACCA/CIMA/CIA/ICAEW or other foreign qualification after wasting golden period.

BEWARE to choose ICAP! have some mercy on yourself and don't go for Institute of Chartered Accountants of Pakistan (ICAP).

Enjoy your student life please and never think about ICAP to ruin the good days.

by ICAP Victim :D November 1, 2011

The Accountant SA

A tattooed ripped stud who people often confuse for a personal trainer, which is good because he loves being in the gym. He’s actually a very very clever tax accountant and a mathamagician. He likes to take selfies of himself and looking in the mirror, but also likes accounting, tax and maths.

The Accountant SA is so ripped, but geez he knows his tax and accounting stuff and knows a thing or two about business.

by The Accountant SA July 18, 2022

Pam from accounting

An unpleasant person who always has to argue, say something negative, or give bad news.

Also known as "Karen" or "Debbie Downer".

X: What a beautiful day it is today.
Y: A little too windy for my taste. Better enjoy it. It's supposed to rain tomorrow.

X: Thanks, Pam from accounting.

by SaraBeth873 October 23, 2022

Fuck the accounts week

Basically On Jan 2nd to 9th You can harass any discord user, This is similar to Fuck the owner week but I wanted to try my own :D

Hey, It is Fuck the accounts week, Let’s go harass people.

by robloxgamer25 December 23, 2022

You fool, I have 70 alternative accounts

When you're so lonely that you make friends to troll with you.

Shadow: Go ahead, I have 50 alternate accounts
Also Shadow: My fingers right on top of the delete button Eggman
Shadow: What are you going to do to stop me with your long toothpick legs.
Eggman: Hehehehehe haha
Eggman: You fool, I have 70 alternative accounts

by anonymous December 12, 2022

Accountant

An extremely dull person, devoid of all personality. Stereotypically will wear a grey suit, drive a grey car and have grey skin. All accountants are balding by 25 years of age and have repulsive coffee breath. Spending a day in an accountants can bring on depression in an instant.

Yeah he seemed a right accountant, reckon he must have left his personality at home.

Say something dammit, anyone would think you were an accountant, mate!

by Evil Edna June 29, 2005

Accountant

An accountants job is to ensure that the people who can afford an accountant don't pay tax.

Christiano Ronaldo has a good accountant.

by Mutemute December 10, 2016