Accordian

When the girl is on top and over-estimates the size of your cock. It slips out and gets smashed into a cartoon-like accordian shape.

Dude #1: "Ow! My cock!"

Dude #2: "What happened?"

Dude #1: "Jenny accordianed me last night."

by TimKyleMatt2 March 28, 2009

accordianated

Being able to drive and refold a road map at the same time.

Almost certainly a sniglet invented by comedian Rich Hall.

You can drive a stick shift and fold a map all at once? Wow, you are really accordianated!

by drm310 February 20, 2009

Accordion Porn

A genre of porn in which one or all of the performers scale busting fat rolls expand and contrast like the folds of an accordion.

Sydney Leathers is the star of the genre.

Marc is disgusted that Drew enjoys accordion porn.

by Paul E. Ogre August 31, 2016

Rusty Accordion

Female version of the rusty trombone, where a woman bends over allowing a guy or girl to tongue the woman's anus while reaching up through her legs and fingering her clitoris.

All Beth has to do is bend over and say, "Time to play that rusty accordion."

by goldengash August 25, 2022

Accordion

A woman who is being penetrated from both ends who is nothing more than the middle passage for two dudes trying to touch dicks

Lisa doesn't know it yet, but she is going to be nothing but an accordion for Stephen and Robert tonight.

by Beelzebubba June 16, 2016

Accordion Dick

When a dude tries to penetrate and girls cunt with his dick and it folds up like an accordion.

Most likely the guy is drunk or really high before the phenomenon. After you accordion dick a girl, the guy has to yell, "You've been accordion dicked, bitch!" Then the sweet-ass-dude has to bellow like an accordion, "Whoooom!"

by Pat N, Mark W, and E.J. January 6, 2009

Accordianing

When one lover frolics around, waving an accordian around the body of their lover until they reach their sexual peek.

"How was last night?" "Great, but I'm a little tired from accordianing"

by Orchestral Sexual Positions April 14, 2010