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Acamatric

Adj. Something is Acamatric if and only if it is not entirely wise. Therefore all Acamatric things are in bijection with all not entirely wise things.
Albert you are being Acamatric today. That is not entirely wise.
by Michael Taylor December 16, 2004
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Accumodating

when a woman/man completely takes care of a man's/woman's needs entirely... leaving him/her completely drained...
I hooked up with this cougar last night... very accumodating
by The blonde bearded fox May 19, 2017
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accomplishable

Able to be accomplished. Word invented by Hailey in Bookland on YouTube in November 2019.
Everything that I have on my list today is going to be accomplishable.
by Martin Plumb November 11, 2019
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Mission Accumplished

When your only goal is to shoot your hot load all over the face of the person you just had sex with (in the missionary position) and you succeed.
Steve pulled out of Jenny just in time to cover her face in his man slime. Mission accumplished!
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 26, 2017
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accomplistment

Accomplistment is the addition of already-fulfilled tasks to a to-do list and the sense of satisfaction it brings.
"I know I already cleaned my room, but I engaged in a little accomplistment and wrote it down anyway on my to-do list, then crossed it off so it looks like I actually did something."
by Conrad H. May 19, 2008
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speculate to accumulate

A phrase used by potential profiteers to remind prospective investors that returns can only come from good investment. Really a buzzword (or buzzphrase) to get money from others to squander on fruitless and flowerly ideas. See European union, Belgium.
"Speculate to accumulate!" cried John, asking steve for the last crispy notes in his wallet. Eyeing up the tail at the bar, steve gladly turned over the contents of his wallet to John, who promptly brought the ladies a drink each. After some thirty minutes, John threw up over one of the fine females, making the money a write off due to his poor ability to handle drink. Steve's brother then started to insult one of the lasses, and they stormed off.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004
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Accomodator

n., a dildo you strap to your chin to assist in oral sex
Hey baby, you want me to strap on the accomodator?
by JubboOO April 19, 2005
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