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Asshole

Somebody who is rude and arrogant for absolutely no reason.

A sociopath who wasn’t raised properly
Person 1: *throws shoe at Mary*

Mary: WTF?!?! Asshole!
by ILoveRaspberries December 1, 2021
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kind asshole

A kind person who can be a complete asshole . A sweet hearted person, yet a sarcastic person as well
He is such a kind asshole , he can be sweet and an ass at the same time
by CristyS May 18, 2016
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Generation Asshole

A spoof term you can apply to any generation whose members you wish to impugn as a mass due to some unconsciously projected trait of your own such as laziness, entitlement, materialism or self-absorption.
Well, what the hell can you expect from someone who is a card carrying member of Generation Asshole?
by Dr Bunnygirl June 2, 2020
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asshole o'clock

1) A time during the day wherein an inconvenient event occurs at the most inopportune moment
2) The point in time at work where you're about to close when something happens that sets your work back a considerable amount.
Person 1: "Dude, did you hear the news?"
Person 2: "No..."
Person 1: "We close in less than half an hour and that group of 30 that canceled their reservation have decided to show up, so they're probably not going to order for another 20 minutes."
Person 2: "Yeah... You can definitely tell its asshole o'clock"
by LamentedSoul August 3, 2011
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Opinions Are Like Assholes.

Keep your thoughts to yourself. Fools are better seen than heard.
If wanted your opinion I would have asked for it! Dont you know opinions are like assholes. Everybody has one and most of them stink.
by The Savage Legend June 20, 2009
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assholescent

noun: an immature, aimless, broke, unanchored person over the age of 35 who is a spendthrift parasite living off of a rotation of working friends, and who assumes no personal responsibility, despite many parental contributions,and failed college enrollments.
Lars: "Last night Dick came over and ate the rest of my pizza, drank four beers, and crashed on my couch. He asked me to lend him a $20 for gas."

You: "Dude, he's such an assholescent---toss him."
by Janwriter June 4, 2010
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assholery

Actions or behavior consistent with being an asshole
I was fired in my boss's latest fit of assholery.
by Chad December 3, 2003
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