Astrological Identity Disorder (AID)

Astrological Identity Disorder (AID) is the personality crisis engendered by the reording of the dates applicable to Zodiac Symbols recently announced. People who have spent their entire lives identifyin themselves as one sign or another and are suddenly something else are suffering anxiety, depression and fundamental identity crisis issues.

I spent my life as a Gemini and then found that I am a Taurus and experienced a sudden panic and outrage known as Astrological Identity Disorder (AID) and I stubbornly and bullishly REFUSE to be a Taurus!!! One beneficial result is that suddenly there are millions of born again Virgos!

by jmspaesq January 15, 2011

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<.7.9.7.The New York Post’s Sally Brompton brings decades of experience in astrology to her daily horoscopes and predictions for all 12 zodiac signs.

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Astrology

Do you want to attract a women? Very well use astrology shit. They'll fall for that shit. Just make up some shit about scorpion is like this blah blah blah. Believe. To me most woman fall for that.

Idk how to attract her

Oh lemme use astrology to do so

by nigga of 1800 June 23, 2023

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Astrology

white girl religion which involved believing in planets and stars and crystals but not God who made the stars and planets and crystals and who controls their moments

*white girl with nose piercing and blue hair*: I love astrology! Can you beleive Jupiter is in retrograde??? I need to get some amber crystals to protect against the spike in break ups that happens when Jupiter is in retrograde!!

*red pilled based gigachad*: The only controlling force is the One and Only God.

*white girl with nose piercing and blue hair*: You're a misogynist if you believe in God. "God" is for losers. Anyone have a xanax? Anyone? i'll give head for a xanax please someone give me a xanax

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Lying by astrology

pretending like astrology is real.

Nigby: Erick sounds like such a creature.
Rigby: Its all the scorpio gemini and capricorn in his chart.
Nigby: Rancid chart tbh.
Big Rig: You guys are Lying by astrology rn.

by Big_RIG_Rigby October 19, 2022

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