The moron did radiation treatment based on the assumption he had cancer, rather than actually knowing he was sick. He died from the radiation treatment instead.
by Solid Mantis October 29, 2020
Get the Assumption mug.the assumption that everyone is bisexual until they indicate otherwise - as opposed to assuming everyone is hetero .
“ I’m going on a date tonight - should probably let them know I’m bi since that could be a deal breaker .”
“ Do you actually have to say anything ?”
“ Don’t you think ?”
“ No - I have bi assumption . I just assume everyone is bi . If it’s a deal breaker they will ask . ”
“ Do you actually have to say anything ?”
“ Don’t you think ?”
“ No - I have bi assumption . I just assume everyone is bi . If it’s a deal breaker they will ask . ”
by Alis0nr0se July 24, 2024
Get the Bi Assumption mug.A short song that begins about a farmer living on a rock and ends with a buff lumberjack dude going on a date with a pretty lady. (Yes, you read that right.)
The song's lyrics and its video are noted for being extremely suggestive, with both heavily implying that the upcoming rhyme is going to be something disgusting or dirty, only for it to be something completely innocent or even wholesome. At the very end, the narrator chides the viewer for thinking the song is dirty — ironically, using profanity.
The song's lyrics and its video are noted for being extremely suggestive, with both heavily implying that the upcoming rhyme is going to be something disgusting or dirty, only for it to be something completely innocent or even wholesome. At the very end, the narrator chides the viewer for thinking the song is dirty — ironically, using profanity.
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 20, 2025
Get the The Assumption Song mug.Its a good school with one dumb teacher. Some teachers are bitches (and lesbians) and the best class is gym. The boys are nice, well some of them. and a lot of kids vape. A LOT of drama. HOTTTTTTTTT BOYS.
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THE GIRLS ARE NOT BASIC CATHOLIC SCHOOL GIRLS. in fact they are the opposite.
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THE GIRLS ARE NOT BASIC CATHOLIC SCHOOL GIRLS. in fact they are the opposite.
by thot12345678910 January 18, 2019
Get the Assumption mug.A neo-nazi school that listens to Kanye because of his political beliefs. History class consists of writing essays about why World World II was wrong and how Hilter was underservingly killed. The second favorite topic of Assumption was slavery. On many occasions Assumption teachers have said openly how slaver was great and the reason the country prospered. And we should go back to the old days. Teachers have also been caught saying the N-word when they thought no one was listening. The third favorite topic of assumption teachers was being sexually intimate with young female students. Especially going into their bathroom unannounced when they felt horny. Lastly the 7th grade is the most faggot grade in all school history. Their activities consist of sending nudes to old men in other countries, jerking each other in the bathroom at will, and wrestling to see who gets the next fucking in the ass in between classes and in the nurses bathroom. Would not recommend unless u are a Hilter supporting, slavery enforcing, little faggot who has no where else to go.
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Faggot 7th grader- english teacher at Assumption, what topic will we be learned today
English teacher- Nword, please be quiet as ur not permitted to speak in my class. This is why u belong in the fields.
7th grader- English teCher, did u just say the nword?
English teacher- Nword, it’s ok it was in the book
Faggot 7th grader- english teacher at Assumption, what topic will we be learned today
English teacher- Nword, please be quiet as ur not permitted to speak in my class. This is why u belong in the fields.
7th grader- English teCher, did u just say the nword?
English teacher- Nword, it’s ok it was in the book
by Faggot Joe July 26, 2025
Get the Assumption mug.The portion of a document, typically a recipe or set of instructions, that includes leaps in logic that the reader cannot follow. The instructions can either be overly vague or misordered in such a way that it is not possible for someone to follow correctly the first time.
The original recipe
Two eggs, one cup of vinegar, one tablespoon full of flour. Beat all together and add two tablespoonfuls of vinegar, if not very strong, and one cup of cold water. Flavor with nutmeg. Reserve whites for top.
The original recipe is missing cooking time, cooking temperature and includes a final instruction that changes the first instruction.
The original recipe
Two eggs, one cup of vinegar, one tablespoon full of flour. Beat all together and add two tablespoonfuls of vinegar, if not very strong, and one cup of cold water. Flavor with nutmeg. Reserve whites for top.
The original recipe is missing cooking time, cooking temperature and includes a final instruction that changes the first instruction.
Your recovery documentation was full of Mrs. Berkley's assumptions; it caused a worse outage than having one device down.
by GenesysWave July 22, 2025
Get the Mrs. Berkley's Assumption mug.The Logical Marian Assumption, is the opposite, of my Illogical Marian Assumption. It's also, my joke, on The Marian Assumption, and a logical assumption.
Our Lord Jesus Christ, proclaims The Logical Marian Assumption. He says, The Virgin Mary, his mother, is pure, and chaste enough, to be brought, bodily to heaven! Amen! Another joke!
by I'mcrazy May 28, 2025
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