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Assault Rifle

1A. Translated from "Sturmgewehr" Meaning Storm Rifle or simpily Assault Rifle, Is a Term coined by the Germans in 1944 when designing the STG44.
2A. a lightweight rifle fed by a magazine and capable of automatic fire, designed for infantry use.
Lefty 1: Ban Assault Rifles!!!!!
Republican 1: No fuck you you commie!!!!!
by AK47AR15 March 15, 2026
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Assault Weapon

Can refer to multiple things:
a. Assault Rifle - a technical term used to describe a rifle with select fire capability, detachable magazine and that fired intermediate cartridge
b. Political term which is used in multiple bans, first started off in 1994 from Federal Assault Weapon Ban, which banned firearms by features and whether firearm can accept s detachable magazine.
Oh gosh we need to ban these assault weapons that have a shoulder thing that goes up!
by anonymous January 12, 2026
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Global Assault Yeet Squad

The Global Assault Yeet Squad (here on referred to as GAYS) is a low profile group of elite soldiers that will stop at nothing to stop their foes, the BBC (Bolivian Battlement Camp), who work alongside the JIZZ's (Juristrictive Informants of Zulu and Zanzibar). The GAYS work in various scenarios, most of them involving Autism Awareness Centers.
Example 1:

BBC Soldier #1: The Global Assault Yeet Squad is thwarting us!
BBC Soldier #2: We know! They're made up of some of the most elite soldiers in the World!

BBC Soldier #1: And that one autistic soldier has killed more than 100 soldiers in the span of the 3 minutes we've been defending this bridge.
by nigger69420 November 28, 2019
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mall assault vehicle

A huge baby stoller, sometimes holding two kids, that a woman uses to plow through crowds of people. The owner of the mall assault vehicle usually has spackled on make-up, a knock off Louis Vuitton bag and nails that look like talons. She cares little about anyone but herself.

The mall assault vehicle folds down to barely fit in the back of her oversized leased urban assault vehicle.
Damn, that bitch with the cellphone attached to her ear just rammed her mall assault vehicle into my achilles tendon!
by kajoe October 20, 2006
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Shrexual assault

The act of forcefully exhibiting pictures of Shrek to someone without their consent. For example, sending pictures of Shrek to a stranger’s phone via Airdrop.
“I fell victim to Shrexual assault last week while on the bus ride home—this guy wouldn’t stop Airdropping me pictures of Shrek.”
by Manny223 October 5, 2019
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men of war assault squad 2

Guy: Hey Guy 2 have you played men of war assault squad ?
Guy 2: Yes its really amazing
Men of war assault squad 2 is a online video game that has a singleplayer campain and multiplayer you can play as germans usa british japanese and soviets
by Herr Leutnant April 28, 2021
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Soccer Mom Assault Vehicle (S.M.A.V.)

anything associated with the "mini van" body and the bullshit ridiculously easy to drive vehicle, its so easy to drive because of the car chassis it sits on, the full power brakes, its surrounded by glass, its so easy to steer. Anything associated but not limited to Ford Windstar, Chrysler Town and Country, Plymoth Voyager, Chevrolet Uplander or Venture, Dodge Caravan, Mazda MPV, Toyota Sienna, Nissan Quest, and last and most definatly deserves to be least Kia Sedona because of its complimentary paper plate brake rotors, toilet paper roll drivetrain, twizzlers for spark plug wires, cheap supermarket send a kid to camp for $1 plastic bags for air bags, and coca cola can hull.
Yo look at that Soccer Mom Assault Vehicle (S.M.A.V.) im sure glad i dont drive one of those
by MYNAMEIST March 6, 2007
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