weapon of ass destruction

Gay slang for an exceptionally large penis, so named because of its tendency to cause anal bleeding during buggery. (see also dumdum bullet)

Hello Mr Archer, welcome to Belmarsh Prison. Your cellmate is Mad Mickey McPerve, i'd be very wary of him if i were you, he has a weapon of ass destruction, and he's not afraid to use it.

by Dunky Oggins November 28, 2003

What in the holy mother of ass

A slang made by the Angry Video Game Nerd. It's a more powerful, and comical way of saying "What the hell." It can be used by someone other than the Nerd to show their confusion and frustration of something.

Originally, the story of Dragonball starts with Goku, a kid living in the woods all by himself, but in Dragonball Evolution, Goku starts his adventure as a teenager at high school! What in the holy mother of ass is that all about?!

by Hillstar December 18, 2009

Weapons of Ass Destruction

1)Anything natural or otherwise painfully inserted into the rectum during sex.

2) Anything used to kill donkeys.

.. She them pulled out a 12" dildo and used it as a weapon of ass distruction.

by black flag May 29, 2004

weapons of ass destruction

A fart of such magnitude that when released every living thing within a very large area is vaporized.

Harry used his weapon of ass destruction to lay the town to waste.

by Ass Destructor July 5, 2004

ASS CRACK OF NO WHERE

Middle of no place un able to be seen on a map off the beaten path

Dex you live in the ass crack of no where ... haha i know FARr

by FARR February 19, 2005

ass crack of the bed

the space between the wall and the bed that you get stuck in when you roll over too far

"OMG you guys, last night you shoved me into the ass crack of the bed."

"Eff you broke the outlet."

by Andee Pitzz December 19, 2008

the bowl of ass

The time when you start fucking a piece of potato soup

Jake says what are are you eating my lady
Lady said I ate the bowl of ass

by The potato soup June 12, 2017