Asbaftords

A word that was clearly made up to prove that whatever one thinks of is now brought into existance and thus exists dispite all other considerations.

You can't make everything exist, Kevin.

Retort: Yeah, whatever. Asbaftords. There, that never existed, and it does now because I said it.

by Kevin DuBois February 21, 2004

ASAF

As soon as fuck or expediting an either understood or specified action.

I’ll be there ASAF.

by STATT DUNDREWS March 12, 2019

asiafan

A fan of Asia Carerra, a famous porn star.

d00d i wanna be an asiafan

by Asiafan July 28, 2003

absafrickinmazing

An unbeliveable occurence. A euphemism for absolutely fucking amazing.

Usually used on its own. Example: If I was driving and someone cut me off I may say to myself "absafrickinmazing".

by Peter January 18, 2004

Assafaccio

Noun. Italian for "Assface".

Variations: Assafaccione

Note: It's fake Italian, obviously.

Siete un assafaccio.

Eng: "You are an assface"

by Munaf March 6, 2005

Albafam

An albino African American

I saw an albafam today!

by Lala785 August 26, 2011

Assafs

An Arabic family based in the Hill Area. Infamously known for creating unbelievably loud background noise during Minecraft cake wars.

Julian "Marcus I have food for you"
Marcus "Sorry JV I can't hear you over these FUCKING ASSAFS IN THE BACKGROUND"

by THE BIGGER FRASER June 4, 2019