Kneel Armstrong

The act of receiving a double-handed hand-job while lying on your back. The person giving the hand-job sits kneeling, (preferably naked) next to your side and must be facing you while using both hands to add to a most incredible hand-job experience. (Lube is recommended).
Hence, the 'Kneel Armstrong'.

I was lying in bed last night watching Sports Center and my girl Julie waltzed in, kneeled down next to me and gave me a toe-curling Kneel Armstrong.

by Shav_Glephic June 20, 2012

Tyler Armstrong

The biggest pussyo

Look there’s Tyler Armstrong he’s going to get his 25 boys on us.

by Goatcheese December 11, 2019

dakota armstrong

opposite of dakota bone weak... a hot strong hunky greasy individual who surely can penetrate your rectum

person 1: yo whos that dakota boneweak nigga?

person 2: no you idot thats dakota armstrong, he stole my babe!

by dakota armstrong enthusiast December 13, 2021

Brelee Armstrong

A very weird girl who gets really emotional and has a lot of personal problems. She is taller than the average boy and tries too hard.

LMAO! Are you becoming a Brelee Armstrong?

by jason the asian February 18, 2020

Neil Armstrong

First man on the moon. He ruined the dreams of many people. He proved the moon wasn't made of cheese...

I hate Neil Armstrong

by shiney monkey September 05, 2005

Kelley Armstrong

Kelley Armstrong is a Canadian author, primarily of fantasy works. She has published twelve fantasy novels to date, most set in the world of Women of the Otherworld series, one crime fiction novel, and the Darkest Powers Trilogy. Armstrong has confirmed contracts with her American, British and Canadian publishers for novels seven through ten in this series.

The novels:

Bitten (2001)

Stolen (2002)

Dime Store Magic (2004)

Industrial Magic (2004)

Haunted (2005)

Broken (2006)

No Humans Involved (2007)

Personal Demon (2008)

Living with the Dead (2008)

Frostbitten (2009)

dude i love Kelley Armstrong! She's da best!

by mmLeeLee September 16, 2009

lance armstrong

A man who can do more with one testicle than most could do with a pair.

Lance Armstrong rides his bike fast. With one testicle.

by captain kirks number 2 bowl October 12, 2005