A ISP for those who are too mentally deficient to fucking open Internet Explorer to browse, and instead must surrender its dignity to a company who can automatically load up a half-assed browser after connection. Technically your paying for more ads to be showed in your desktop, because every time you log in, popups flood the screen saying "Pay for AOL 9.0 PREMIUM for some RADICAL shit... DOGG!".
Half of those who attempted to use the signup system quit on their first try, and begin prank calling the AOL tech support.
Half of those who attempted to use the signup system quit on their first try, and begin prank calling the AOL tech support.
Disgruntled illiterate user: You fucking asshole! I didn't pay you guys money just to not set up my service, ASSHOLE!
Tech support: Please calm down sir, please state your inquiry.
Disgruntled illiterate user: My inquiry is that your a moron!
Tech support: *hangs up phone*
Disgruntled illiterate user: Hello? Hello? FUCK DIS SHIAT!
Tech support: Please calm down sir, please state your inquiry.
Disgruntled illiterate user: My inquiry is that your a moron!
Tech support: *hangs up phone*
Disgruntled illiterate user: Hello? Hello? FUCK DIS SHIAT!
by Chang Tan January 01, 2004
40 year old guy: I love AOL... love talking to the young boys. Or girls.. doesn't matter to me just as long as they're below 12.
by Kyle February 21, 2005
Spyware/Virus filled CD which when you install will take over your computer and tease you with the aspect of getting the internet, to which when you finally get logged on, you will hear the following:
"Welcome!"
"You've Got MaiGoodbye"
Also a nice coaster or frisbee for your canine companion
"Welcome!"
"You've Got MaiGoodbye"
Also a nice coaster or frisbee for your canine companion
horneyblonde69: hey baby! Wanna chat :)
Lonely40yrOlDhick: Hell yea! What do you want to talk about baby?
horneyblonde69: Whatever you want! Oh, my pants are starting to fall o
GOODBYE
DAMMIT >.<
Lonely40yrOlDhick: Hell yea! What do you want to talk about baby?
horneyblonde69: Whatever you want! Oh, my pants are starting to fall o
GOODBYE
DAMMIT >.<
by matt black February 20, 2005
verb. The process of being disconnected from the internet. Specifically with the internet provider AOL. Aoling generally occurs when the user is in a hurry or in urgent need of the internet.
by C. Ookie November 25, 2007
When I ping the IP that just tried ICMP my computer look what I get!
ping ACB562XX.ipt.aol.com
Pinging ACB5621A.ipt.aol.com 172.181.98.XX with 32 bytes of data:
Request timed out.
Request timed out.
Request timed out.
Request timed out.
Ping statistics for 172.181.98.26:
Packets: Sent = 4, Received = 0, Lost = 4 (100% loss),
Approximate round trip times in milli-seconds:
Minimum = 0ms, Maximum = 0ms, Average = 0ms
ping ACB562XX.ipt.aol.com
Pinging ACB5621A.ipt.aol.com 172.181.98.XX with 32 bytes of data:
Request timed out.
Request timed out.
Request timed out.
Request timed out.
Ping statistics for 172.181.98.26:
Packets: Sent = 4, Received = 0, Lost = 4 (100% loss),
Approximate round trip times in milli-seconds:
Minimum = 0ms, Maximum = 0ms, Average = 0ms
by torey July 23, 2004
America On-Line. Worst ISP in the universe, both known and unknown. Two cans with string between them will give you a better connection. Dominated by middle aged overweight housewives seeking affairs. Also home to 12 year old girls, and the 20 year old loser men who try to sleep with them. These men often are successful at getting with the jailbait, which just proves once again that our society is sick and needs a multi-megaton nuclear 'cleansing'. I say the sooner, the better.
AOL?? More like GAY-O-L!!!!!!!
by Lexicon Master October 14, 2004
AOL sucks ass only the messenger is okay but the ISP is a load of crap. There stupid AOL 9.0 is crap and all bullshit what they say.
Get Earthlink, Netzero, Verizon, just anything but AOL. and they dont even let you use proxy servers and when you re-dial everytime on the internet you get a different IP. AOL blows and is slow as hell. And there email shit sucks too, they say 100% free of spam or whatever they say and you get 95% of spam in your inbox 24/7 aol sucks ass.
Get Earthlink, Netzero, Verizon, just anything but AOL. and they dont even let you use proxy servers and when you re-dial everytime on the internet you get a different IP. AOL blows and is slow as hell. And there email shit sucks too, they say 100% free of spam or whatever they say and you get 95% of spam in your inbox 24/7 aol sucks ass.
by AOL blows November 28, 2004