amish vagina

Very stretched out vagina from having at least 8 kids naturally.

1. Jesus Christ, the receiver should have caught that pass, he was as wide open as an Amish vagina.

Dude, she may be hot, but she's banged so many dudes she has an Amish vagina, you'd never know when you were inside!

by Sparty911 October 27, 2019

Electronically Amish

To refuse to buy the latest gadgets and stick with the previous generation.

Joey: Fuck smart phones, cellulars are better for me. Steve:Screw PS3, this PS1, beeatch! Latest gadget buyer: You guys are so Electronically Amish.

by Makoto_1999 October 22, 2010

poser amish

noun; A person who thinks it's cool to dress amish, but still uses electricity.

"Poser amish getting out her minivan again!"

by Shibby August 22, 2005

Amish Handyman

Someone giving a handjob during a power outage, when there's nothing else to do.

"Shit, the lights went out. Who wants to be my Amish Handyman?" Jeff exclaimed. "Go with Christ."

by Fobill April 19, 2010

amish plow

When having sex from behind, in the "doggie" position, you knock a girls arms out from under her and pull them back above her head, smacking her head against the floor and making her into a virtual plow.

(Walking around while in this position is optional)

Last night me and Becky were having sex and I pulled the amish plow! I'll never see HER again!

by AXiD July 29, 2004

Amish popper

The Amish will put out an add in the paper looking for males to render semen for impregnate females. The male must do so with sheet covering the female from the waist up. Also, the local pastor would be present to observe. The goal is to diversify genetics without keeping the male around. Basically a sperm bank the Amish way. The males that do so are nick-named Amish poppers.

Josh earn his Amish popper tab this weekend!

by Willie120 March 23, 2010

Amish Threesome

Sex between a man, a woman and a sheep. Amish women are known to have so many children that their vaginas get stretched out so much they can no longer provide their husbands with satisfying intercourse. Amish men do not like to have sex with other women outside of their marriage so in 1879 Zebidiah Grimes discovered that a sheeps vagina is very similar to a woman's vagina. In the spirit of still keeping his wife satisfied, he brought the sheep into the bedroom and poured honey onto her pussy and while having sex with the sheep, the sheep would eat out his wife. This " Amish Threesome" has saved thousands of marriages over the years. It is recommended that the woman completely shave their crotch since sheep sometimes nibble at the hair thinking it is oats.

My wife's pussy is so loose that I bought a sheep and some honey and I am going to have an "Amish Threesome" tonight!!!

by The Edge (BWW) June 21, 2014