A woman, usually with average sexual market value (SMV), who sleeps with a high sexual market value male , a/k/a the alpha male, who does not wish to have a long-term relationship with the woman. The woman views the alpha male as superior to most, if not all, of the other men pursuing her, and so the woman continues to lust after the alpha male she cannot have, sacrificing future long-term relationships with lower-SMV men, making her a "widow", in a sense, to the original alpha male.
Jane could never seem to get over her one true love, Rocco, even after she was married to John. Jane must be an alpha widow.
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by Deborah from HR August 6, 2019
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Kaan Giray Alpat also known by his nickname ''Keyn'', is commonly used as an insult or a way to make fun of someone.
Most of the time people only use ''Kaan'' but there are some occasions where ''Giray'' and ''Alpat'' are used.
Some examples are:
Kaan Giray Alpat also known by his nickname ''Keyn'', is commonly used as an insult or a way to make fun of someone.
Most of the time people only use ''Kaan'' but there are some occasions where ''Giray'' and ''Alpat'' are used.
Some examples are:
Stop being a kaan.
You're such a kaan.
If you do this you're an alpat.
This homework is so giray.
Hey are you Kaan Giray Alpat?
You're such a kaan.
If you do this you're an alpat.
This homework is so giray.
Hey are you Kaan Giray Alpat?
by MaxAyberk December 5, 2021
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Born in the Moquegua Valley region of Peru, the expression was originally the ‘Llama of Agreement’. The name was later changed after widespread backlash due to the fact that llamas are not agreeable whatsoever, and will literally spit in your face just to be a jerk.
The name was recently changed to Alpaca of Agreement, based on the even temperament of alpacas and their generally convivial nature. Also, Unicode brings up the same emoji for either animal
Born in the Moquegua Valley region of Peru, the expression was originally the ‘Llama of Agreement’. The name was later changed after widespread backlash due to the fact that llamas are not agreeable whatsoever, and will literally spit in your face just to be a jerk.
The name was recently changed to Alpaca of Agreement, based on the even temperament of alpacas and their generally convivial nature. Also, Unicode brings up the same emoji for either animal
Appropriate Use Cases for 🦙 Alpaca of Agreement 🦙
-Hey Kyle, do you have any clean socks?
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-Hey Jacob, let’s play some vids later?
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-Hey Chris, do you want to go workout?
—🦙
-Hey Nick, would you like to share a smoke?
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-Hey Kyle, do you have any clean socks?
—🦙
-Hey Jacob, let’s play some vids later?
—🦙
-Hey Chris, do you want to go workout?
—🦙
-Hey Nick, would you like to share a smoke?
—🦙
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They may be internally in despair and they may be drowning in their world but they will never fail to brighten the world of others.
Most powerful and loyal ally one may have.
They may be internally in despair and they may be drowning in their world but they will never fail to brighten the world of others.
Most powerful and loyal ally one may have.
Everyone seems to be wary of the new guy in the office.
Oh, Alparslan? He seemed very charismatic and sincere when I had a chat with him. I heard his network outreaches beyond our scope in business and politics. Definitely should keep him close.
Oh, Alparslan? He seemed very charismatic and sincere when I had a chat with him. I heard his network outreaches beyond our scope in business and politics. Definitely should keep him close.
by K Kimmy August 4, 2017
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Karen was alpha widowed after a one-night-stand in college, and rejected all suitors that didn't live up to Chad. She is now old, single, lonely with 3 cats.
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