Alf-out

To renege on planned obligations or go back on a promise or commitment.

"You better take me snorkeling...and don't Alf-out this time."

by cloeydaisy April 8, 2010

dirty alf

After she shats on her vag, he eats it.

Alf was always trying to eat the cat... Eating poop on a vag is dirty... Thus... Dirty Alf

by N8the9er April 8, 2008

The Alf Finger

The act of pointing at someone then at yourself (with both index fingers) multiple times, while raising one eyebrow.

hey did you see that he hella just gave her the alf finger.

by Vegas Lurker November 30, 2007

Alf-alpha male

1. Leader of a pack of geeks, misfits, or rejects

2. Meek,nerdy,or geeky male showing false bravado or empty machismo.

1.Mikey is obviously the alf-alpha male of the goonies.

2. I love playing video games with mike, until he starts winning and goes all alf-alpha male on me.

by Geffelz January 23, 2011

Alf Uktup Diaz

Worst name you could have. Sounds like all fucked up the ass.

Hi what's your name?

I'm Alf Uktup Diaz.

by Alf Uktup Diaz April 13, 2010

Autistic Like Focus (ALF)

An ability, a keen to a superpower, to focus intensely on a sole task,puzzle, or hobby for extreme and copious amounts of time to reach a conclusion. Often seen in individuals with autism.

Though not autistic, Chuck showed extreme Autistic Like Focus (ALF) for 12 hours trying to solve the rubiks cube.

by SAsleep01 September 23, 2018

Alf's Hit Talk Show

The lamest thing since Alf's Original Talk Show. An alien/puppet character named Alf interviews B Class celebrities. See curbstomp.

I'd like to curbstomp Alf.

by Lavos October 25, 2004