When your parent or guardian suspects, or is currently on the lookout for any signs of marijuana use. This usually happens after getting caught by your parents.
Brian: "Can we chill at your house tonight?"
Scott: "Naw man, my mom is on high alert tonight"
Brian: "Ahh...that sucks"
Scott: "Naw man, my mom is on high alert tonight"
Brian: "Ahh...that sucks"
by phanatic1024 March 1, 2010
Get the High Alert mug.The word is used to alert or warn a friend during a conversation that the other person will end up as your stalker or maybe already your stalker. Its mainly a presumption which is based on the over - fluttering tone of the person towards your friend.
Bucky: Hey girls what are you doinn? I think class is over.
Kelsey: We are just packing up.
Julia: Kelsey "I have to go to market today so i can't drop you".
Bucky: Don't worry i can drop you Kelsey.
Kelsey: Its alright i can go by my own.
Bucky: I insist Kelsey. By the way you look great. You really look like an angel in this dress.
Julia: Stalker Alert (In Kelsey ears).
Kelsey: We are just packing up.
Julia: Kelsey "I have to go to market today so i can't drop you".
Bucky: Don't worry i can drop you Kelsey.
Kelsey: Its alright i can go by my own.
Bucky: I insist Kelsey. By the way you look great. You really look like an angel in this dress.
Julia: Stalker Alert (In Kelsey ears).
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Get the boner alert mug.A Lime Alert is a code word between friends or a couples denoting the moment when recognizing a person or persons known to them that they wish not to encounter. Named after the chracter Harry Lime as played by Orson Welles in film The Third Man and his famous entrance scene. The most common occurence of the Lime Alert's usage is before entering a party or event at which time the Lime Alert would signal the instant departure from the party.
Honey, if we see anybody from my work here at this Christmas Party just give me the Lime Alert and we're outta here.
by morgan*morgan May 8, 2011
Get the Lime Alert mug.A courtesy warning issued to a companion while walking that there is, in fact, a turd ahead in their trajectory.
Bro, I'm not sure if that was human or dog, but thanks to your Turd Alert, I didn't have to find out the hard way!
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Get the Turd Alert mug.The signal that your body sends you that lets you know to shit within the next 10 minutes or your gonna shit yourself.
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