Actress and Chris Evans wife who has play a lot of roles where she is usually a teenager who gets involved with older men and who loves to look at what people are saying of her online and rubs elbows with racist and nazi lovers.
Did you see Alba Baptista´s shower video or her new incest movie Amelia´s children?
Who is that?
She is Captain America's wife.
Who is that?
She is Captain America's wife.
by A.Lex89 March 23, 2024
Get the Alba Baptista mug.A phrase used when defining the beauty of other females / female celebrities. (Refers to the actress, Jessica Alba, who is more commonly known for her beauty and hot body rather than her acting skills.) This phrase can be replaced with Megan Fox and/or any other top hottie of your choice.
Holly: "Do you think that girl is pretty?"
Nicole: "Yea, she's okay. Don't get me wrong, she's gorgeous, but she's no Jessica Alba."
Holly: "Of course not."
Nicole: "Yea, she's okay. Don't get me wrong, she's gorgeous, but she's no Jessica Alba."
Holly: "Of course not."
by lyssaloo July 12, 2009
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an anatomical feature found in virtually every molecule, cell, tissue, organ, and organ system in the human body.
(In cadaver lab with a probe pointing to a structural feature of the heart)
Instructor: "What is this structure?"
Ben: "Linea alba!"
Instructor: "Very good"
(Instructor points to a structure in the brain)
Instructor: "What is this structure?"
Ben: "Linea... alba?"
Instructor: "Excellent! You are officially the BLG. Can you teach a class??"
Instructor: "What is this structure?"
Ben: "Linea alba!"
Instructor: "Very good"
(Instructor points to a structure in the brain)
Instructor: "What is this structure?"
Ben: "Linea... alba?"
Instructor: "Excellent! You are officially the BLG. Can you teach a class??"
by KhafeKhoon November 23, 2010
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by Tyto_alba December 18, 2014
Get the tyto alba mug.A form of arguing when you take the most decisive evidence, sound thinking, and non-debatable logic, and promptly debunk it in the most uncreative, asinine, and ass-backwards way possible without even thinking.
Developed by Quercus Alba, an ambassador for a foreign country, when he was accused of a double-murder on American soil. When questioned and presented with completely undeniable logic and evidence, Alba simply said that they were wrong. He was found not guilty.
Developed by Quercus Alba, an ambassador for a foreign country, when he was accused of a double-murder on American soil. When questioned and presented with completely undeniable logic and evidence, Alba simply said that they were wrong. He was found not guilty.
Cop: You're fingerprints are on the murder weapon, the victim's blood is on your coat, a witness says you did it.
Accused: Nopes. They're wrong.
Cop: CURSES!!! HE'S USING THE ALBA DEFENSE!!!!!!
Accused: Nopes. They're wrong.
Cop: CURSES!!! HE'S USING THE ALBA DEFENSE!!!!!!
by Bugsy McGee June 1, 2011
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