Dick-angst

1 - the angst of anyone who has the misfortune to be named Dick, especally Dick Grayson of Batman and Robin fame.

2 - the angst of a girl who wishes she had a dick so that her perverted yaoi fantisies could become real.

1 - "I demand my Dick-angst!" "Mmkay here. Go nuts."

2 - "omg i have dick-angst i want a dick so i can fuck bakura cause he's so kawaii!!!"

by Gwenhwyfar September 16, 2005

Cuckold Angst

The feeling of deep anxiety or dread, typically an unfocused one involving the reality of your wife being with another man. Cuckold angst often follows the cuckolds orgasm causing him to become anxious about his wife’s sexual contact with other men. The mixed emotions that occur when the reality of being a cuckold moves from fantasy to reality.

I was not ready for the cuckold angst that occurred when actually seeing my wife having sex with another man. Her husband became very upset with cuckold angst when he found out about his wife’s affair. Even after sharing my wife with other men many times I still have some cuckold angst after words.

by Dancerooster July 10, 2023

Morning Angst

When you wake up (usually early) in the morning to go to work/school, and you can't help but think life blows, and that you'd rather stay in bed all day.

6:00 AM- Alarm goes off
Person: (experiencing Morning Angst) Ughhhhh fuck life..... i wanna sleep

by OarNahom April 6, 2011

Angst

Rage, rage, my ovaries have exploded. Rage, I like to eat babies. Rage against the machine, my mother slammed me as a baby and now I want her dead. Kitchen. Kitchen full of knives. Shall I eat them, too, or will that give me heartburn? Death. Death...death and manatees. I choose the former, for the latter are slimy to the touch. Rage against the fish, the fish, the blasted salmon that swim upstream. Why can't I do it too?!... Death. Death and monkeys...The first is as fun as a barrel of the second.

Poets have angst. Quite often too much.

by Fax Celestis October 21, 2004

Angsty-Bopper

A term along the lines of 'gawthik' used to describe poseur emo's. The kind of people who shop at Hot Topic, consider My Chemical Romance to be the height of hardcore emo rock, and consume more hair gel than a small eastern european nation.

angsty-bopper: "wow man, this MCR album is, like, so deep"
actual Emo: "Hey kid, you heard of Coheed and Cambria"
angsty-bopper: "Is that in Maryland?"

by Borknagar December 24, 2004

angsty-wangsty

A state of angst in which you could not possibly become any angstier; people who are angsty wangsty usually flaunt it, and are observed to make overly-dramatic sighs, and have an overly fake dislike for life. They surround themselves with other angsty-wangsty people in order to bring attention to their fabricated angst-filled life.

That guy over their is just oozing angst. He is so angsty-wangsty.

Sasuke Uchiha

by dama lama chan February 21, 2011

the angst

A hairstyle, inspired by spring awakening character Moritz Steifel, in which the angsty feelings of a person radiates from the head causing hair the stand straight up.

Martha: I like Moritz Steifel
Other Girls: Ew! even with the angst?

by JarOfPickles March 16, 2009