acorn attack

the shrinking of the penis , due to say..cold weather?
also a noun for a shrivelled, shrunk penis.

Marlon Brando once claimed he couldn't get it up due to a sudden acorn attack in the movie set..Well..Well, who thinks otherwise?

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

acorn friend

Friends who are gay but aren't together.

You hanging with your acorn friends

by kkkkiihhuoghg June 16, 2017

Acorn in a bush

When a man has a lot of pubic hair and a small penis, it can look like an acorn in a bush.

I should probably shave my pubes and balls tonight, i have a cute date, and I don’t want it to look like a have an Acorn in a bush.

by Mastered Rimmer May 14, 2020

acorn dick

Your dick is soo small gays and girls qualify it as an acorn dick.Also when your hard your penus is the size of a acorn.

Dude,Brittany told me that jim had an acorn dick.

by mr.sanchez November 23, 2007

Acorn Fight

This is similar to a grape fight in that the players collect a handful of acorns fallen from trees and throw them at each other. There is no scoring, there are no points, there is no winner and no loser. There's only who walks away and who yelps the loudest.

It's similar to the UK game called "conkers" except it's fun.

Acorn Fight, it's like a grape fight with acorns. you pick them up and throw them at people and the winner is the one who doesn't lose an eye.

by american conkers October 10, 2011

Acorn tree

An unusually vascular penis with a head shaped aerodynamically like an acorn and a springy and fluffy bush

When he shoves his acorn tree inside me I can feel his huge veins stretching me wider...

by Overlord12100 October 31, 2016

Acorn sexual

When you are sexually attracted to acorns or any other type of seed but mainly acorns

"Hey are you straight"
"Nah I'm acorn sexual"

by Gaymaster9000 March 23, 2021