Penis

Something that you will never lick. Like a popsicle. It is long (sometimes) and HARRRDDDD when it sees you. It has place in the vagina or asshole.

“Girl im licking penis tonight”
“Gurl you lucks asf”

by Lt.BaguetteSis December 7, 2024

Penis crash

A joke created in 2016.

This person just got into a penis crash!

by DarkMatterMan4500 December 16, 2024

Penis navidad

When you want to wish your dick a merry christmas

On christmas eve, he was going to wish his dick "Penis Navidad"

by skibidiohiofortniterizz December 22, 2024

Does Kyler have a small penis

Yes its incredibly small and no girl would fuck him so he's forced to be gay

"Does Kyler have a small penis?" "Yes that's why the only person who'll fuck him is Noah"

by I love Pey December 24, 2024

Penis Sandwich

A brief oral sex encounter. Requiring only a penis in your face

“Who was that guy the other night?”
“Oh, I don’t know his name. He was just a penis sandwich.”

by A vag salad December 26, 2024

bull penis putter

someone who gets angry easily or can't take a joke

Dude we're just messing with you, dont be such a bull penis putter.

by StupidAsianBartender December 28, 2024

Randy's Penis

The greatest penis to make fun of and joke about

Hey Kev, I took a shower last night and Randy's Penis was inscribed on the mirror.

Kevin heard Randy's Penis slapping the walls of his wife's pussy while Kevin was going downstairs for a midnight snack.

Kevin struck Randy's Penis with his oddesy putter while Randy was about to putt.

by All Axcess Landscaping December 30, 2024