Post-Nut Confusion

Post-Nut Confusion, (Not to be *confused* with post-nut clarity) is the feeling of confusion after you have just bust a nut. It's like you don't even know what you just watched. You don't feel shame or guilt, just straight-up confusion.

Person 1: What the fuck did I just watch. Dude, I think I just got Post-Nut Confusion right now, not even clarity. I'm just confused as hell.

by skkkys March 22, 2024

nut check

Government financial assistance for the mentally unstable.

I'm going to run out of beer if my nut check doesn't show up in the mail soon.

by KevinAndHisCat January 3, 2025

Deez nuts

Can I put my balls in ya jaws, they are really tasty, trust no sus

"Do you want deez nuts in ya mouth"

by nutsballsmouthidk November 24, 2021

nut

what u call someone when they are a being a cheeky beast in a way that is irritating or annoying

“ur being a nut right now”

“u bloody nut”

“francis? yeah, he’s a big fat nut”

by yutook2nut April 27, 2025

deez big nuts

a book about a squirrel called dees and has big nuts

deez big nuts has big nuts

by ekdneifhobvpuefwghweriuowsf January 2, 2022

Nut

When you choke the chicken, yank the yoke, pull the plug, and a whitish fluid called cum just fires out your cock hopefully into a hot girl's cooch

Ah shit I just busted a nut in your mom. My bad.

by Notadicksucker July 1, 2022

Nut

A nut in bowling is when you put the ball between the 8 and 9 pin, or throw a perfect strike.

Man, that last shot was an absolute Nut.

by KingL369 July 7, 2023