by Melvin Smelvin April 18, 2023
Get the Nutmug. A set of finely crafted male undergarments, usually made of the finest silk (or some other very comfortable material for your nuts to rest in). Nut ushers firmly cradle your junk, but also hold them with the tender caress of a woman's supple hand. This is so the "boys" (your balls) stay on the reservation and dont go wandering off.
Basically, Nut Ushers keep your balls in order and in their proper location, while maintaining comfort.
Basically, Nut Ushers keep your balls in order and in their proper location, while maintaining comfort.
Ex1: Devin bought the sweetest 4 pack of nut ushers from The Gap yesterday. He looks so happy.
Ex2: These nut ushers I picked up at the market yesterday allowed me to walk in comfort without my underwear ripping out my pubes, or forcing my balls above my shaft in a mishmash of sweaty meat and kidney bean casserole. Happy birthday me!
Ex2: These nut ushers I picked up at the market yesterday allowed me to walk in comfort without my underwear ripping out my pubes, or forcing my balls above my shaft in a mishmash of sweaty meat and kidney bean casserole. Happy birthday me!
by SquirrelPimp May 8, 2014
Get the Nut Ushersmug. When two rather large gay men fondle each other’s balls in an attempt to cause pain in each other’s rectums which causes them to both cum profusely on one another face to where it is not visible.
I walked in on Fred and Ned giving each other Gay Jiggly Nuts right when they both nutted on each other’s face and when I asked them what they were doing they said that they were giving each other gay jiggly nuts so I joined in and helped lick the massive loads on their faces.
by Phat_Horse_Cock_16” April 14, 2024
Get the Gay Jiggly Nutsmug. An orgasm. Usually used for male orgasms, but increasingly used to refer to female orgasms as well. If you doubt the use for female orgasm, Google "she nutted".
by Sage Mage November 29, 2015
Get the Nutmug. like a dumbass who acts like a monkey would
alternatively, what a british person would call peanuts because they give them to monkeys in the zoo
alternatively, what a british person would call peanuts because they give them to monkeys in the zoo
"ayo monkey nut come get over here"
"this kids a fuckin monkey nut"
random:"fuck you monkey nut" you:"the fuck you say to me cuh??"
alt: "can i get some monkey nuts please"
"this kids a fuckin monkey nut"
random:"fuck you monkey nut" you:"the fuck you say to me cuh??"
alt: "can i get some monkey nuts please"
by teachannnn January 20, 2023
Get the monkey nutmug. A nut to something of culture.. like old paintings, or literature. Things you can discuss with a glass of red wine in hand.
"ay jerry i hit the fattest cultured nut last night"
"steve you were locked up in the mental ward five years ago how are you out steve"
"its not important. nutted to lady liberty leading the people."
"steve you were locked up in the mental ward five years ago how are you out steve"
"its not important. nutted to lady liberty leading the people."
by damnerofsouls March 25, 2022
Get the Cultured Nutmug. by jodiBB October 12, 2025
Get the nuttedmug.