Zep Cheese

Zep Cheese is the best food in the Multiverse! You go to the Supermarket and get it for free. If you eat it, you ate a pair of underpants. And then you can get away with being politically incorrect and offending SJWs. Zep Cheese isn't real!

Papa: I wanna eat Zep Cheese so bad!
Cheeky: Me too! I wanna always be Politically Correct no matter what!

Larry: Sorry. It doesn't exist!

by Larry The Traitor June 2, 2019

shilling cheese

1. Giving out fake compliments.
2. The intent to make other people believe a platitude.

He went to the gym once this month and is happy cause his girlfriend keeps shilling cheese about how good he looks.

by Buckfutt June 2, 2019

dick cheese

when you don’t clean ur fucked up peepee and then you just grow cheese

“oh my god i can’t believe jesse has dick cheese”

by ih8whitepeople July 5, 2019

string cheese abuse

Chomping, cutting, or ripping and eating chunks of a string cheese portion is considered string cheese abuse. It is difficult to isolate this colloquialism. It is, however, more common than one may expect.

String cheese is intended to be shredded along the length of its geometric pattern. It is shared in delicate threads and tendrils between grotesque, dairy fiend, farting lovers. Their friends may brind them celery and other greens in desperate attempts to mitigate certain consequences of this decadence if it persists for too long.

Yes, dear, but I'm making a dish that requires these chunks of mozerrella, so we are committing sanctioned string cheese abuse.

by Delphius July 6, 2019

String cheese

a delicious stick of cheese that you peel. The pieces you peel off can be so small that they look like string. Therefore, it is called string cheese. What reason would one have to look this up?

Timmy peeled off some of his string cheese to share with Rachel at lunch.

by flowerpipe July 16, 2019

Taco Cheese

A day dedicated to two friends who have a backup plan if they don’t get to go to dance with someone, they will watch bad horror films, and eat tacos.

Yo bro! You exited for Taco Cheese!

by GaryFishBurg July 25, 2019

Horseradish Cheeseballs

A ceremonial rite of passage practiced by the Meskwaki tribe of Native Americans. The ceremony consisted of the Meskwaki chief riding into the camp (normally at a tölt gait), on an Icelandic horse. The chief retrieves a dish of melted cheese and places the horse's genatalia into the dish (ergo, cheeseballs). The chief then takes a radish from the horse's mouth (ergo, horseradish) and dips it into the cheese. The chief offers the horseradish cheeseball to the young Meskwaki initiatve, who eats it and becomes a full member of the tribe.

Stefon: Have you read about the horseradish cheeseballs that the Meskwaki Indians eat? It's the craziest initiation ceremony I've ever seen.

by JonJacobJingleHeimerSchmidt July 25, 2019