mokey-butt

that itchy, burning, not so clean feeling of one's posterior when unable to wash regularly.

I was deployed to the gulf so long, I was getting monkey butt daily.

by TankGuy April 28, 2003

Extreme Butt Fuck

The act of taking it in the ass to the point you literally explode.

John: So me and my girl broke up.
Paul: I blew mine up. Took ours to scrub that fat bitch off my walls.
John: Extreme butt fuck is a real pain in the ass.

by Killa_Kat May 17, 2010

Saggy Butt Syndrome

When the seat of your jeans is baggy so it makes you look like you have a saggy diaper. Can be fixed by buying a better fitting pair of pants that hugs your butt.

Can be abbreviated as SBS.

-Dude, you see that chick?
-Yeah man, either she needs to hit the gym or those jeans are just giving her Saggy Butt Syndrome!

by Gilli2 July 4, 2010

pucker butt

Very Tight Butt Cheeks

Damn, that girl has a pucker butt

by TheRealRhys December 15, 2011

Pale Butt Crust

It is the unique dingleberry crust formed on one member of planet Earth. This member is called Zimbabwe Bull, or Trevor.

Breezie: "Man, Trevor you need to clean up your Pale Butt Crust you left on the Toilet!"

Trevor: "TEE HEE Did you ever wake up with dirt in your butt?"

by The Kitten Catcher January 2, 2012

Tard butt

The abnormally large back side of a mentally challenged person. This condition is believed to be genetic.

John: Why do all retards have fat asses?
Lexi: It's a condition called Tard butt.

by yaheardsound1 December 15, 2014

Toot Butt

When someone farts so bad their clothes become etched in powerful stinks from nasty smelling farts. Now they have tootbutt walking around

Johnny why do you have Toot Butt?

by NocturnalBeauty101 December 30, 2015