stuart nuts

A condition causing a man to have one elongated testicle named after Stuart from the Big Bang theory who was afflicted with this condition

One of my balls feels wierd I must have Stuart nuts

by davidm998 May 25, 2016

Coca-nut

A sexual act in which a man who is receiving fellatio holds down the sub's head just as he is about to nut, while simultaneously administering a bump of cocaine to the sub.

I gave her my signature move last night... the coca-nut.

by D13DR0 April 13, 2022

Slug Nuts

When your balls hang so low that they drag on the ground

"Bro can you help me out, i need a banana hammock for my slug nuts, them shits are draggin and hurt like hell."

by darkstar0008 November 8, 2023

Never stop nutting

The fameous catchphrase of EL1B, Bodø vgs, invented by possible autist Christoffer.

Christoffer " NUT!"
Everyone *laughs*
Christoffer "Remember guys, Never stop nutting"

by Robloxisverifunni123 October 9, 2017

Nut

The cosmic blast of man goo, akin to a rocket launch but with more emotional damage and fewer safety protocols.

Example: "He saw the PS6 reveal and detonated a nut so hard it registered on the Richter scale."

by TrippieDaFatMF December 18, 2024

Nuts and butts

A prison term referring to strip searching male inmates

Guards were doing nuts and butts on the way back from the chow hall and found my shank.

by ThunderBoss September 16, 2021

poop nut

The act of taking a dump and either before, during, or after, you whip out the johnson and get to beating, Wiping is optional during this act.

*Warning* Do not slouch on the toilet seat when engaging in a poop nut, as it will leave skid marks on the front of the toilet seat.

Sorry I took so long in the bathroom, I had to poop nut

by Bootylickinboi September 19, 2023