cry baby fuck

Somthing that crys alot and gets on nerves when your trying to sleep, and watch foodnetwork.

Shut up you cry baby fuck!

cry baby fuck by Lance Smith July 31, 2007

Poon Baby 

One who is cowardice or lacking any fervor.

"What you mean you dont wanna come to the show?"
"My Mom said i cant..."
"Man, you ain't nothing but a little Poon Baby!"

Poon Baby by Cronktoculous 3000 January 4, 2008

butt baby

when a man and a Grilled Cheese sandwich love each other very very much, they will sometimes have a wresting match and then later a special surprise comes out of the man's private parts

life has many gifts, but there are few as precious as a butt baby

butt baby by puertorican120 December 4, 2012

eat the baby 

great phrase to trick your father with;
can also mean "to buy a car."

"eat the baby dad!"
"what's that mean? it sounds bad."

eat the baby by lianah December 21, 2007

anal baby 

An infant that is born from the anus(usually of a homosexual male). How do you make one you ask? Well its a quite simple and usually painless procedure.
#1 you find a doner egg and insert into the anus(turkey baster works best)
#2 you a. use doner sperm or b. have anal sex with sed. individual.
#3 after the egg is fertalized then it will feed off the fecies for usually nine months and grow to term in the colin.
#4 the child is born smelling of filth and rottenness "congrats. its a boy ".

Steve gave birth to a nine pound eleven ounce anal baby.

anal baby by Ryry oberki February 28, 2008

Mongloid baby

A baby mongloid; Also used to call someone an idiot.

Shut up, you freakin' mongloid baby!

Mongloid baby by Xavier breath May 13, 2005

Prison baby 

A prison baby is when a gay male in the prison system withholds their bowel movements, and all anal ejacuations from their partners in for a month. After a month has passed the male inmate will finally pass the months build up of cum, and feces. The object is to give the feeling of birth, and can make the gay prison inmate the feeling of motherhood. Some reports have stated that they've seen prison babies the size of a football.

James and John have been in love and in prison together for a few years. They wanted to start a family so James and John decided to have a prison baby.

Prison baby by Enlightened Master June 10, 2014