Autistic monkey

An autistic monkey is a person who constantly makes monkey noises and is slightly autistic.
baka: “who is that person over there, they kinda look like an autistic monkey

booby : “oh that’s eva huerta she was the first person to be diagnosed as an autistic monkey”
by george griddin August 01, 2023
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Piss shit monkey

Piss shit monkey is a new phrase used by young audiences. It is used as an insult to any gender or race. And no racism is inplied by using it. The short way of saying it is “shit monkey”
by -Not a piss shit monkey September 22, 2022
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Monkey hand

An I.T. wizard's doer of his/her bidding in the context of getting things done without the need to engage with the great unwashed masses.
No need to ever go out, between Amazon, Uber Eats and my trusty monkey hand, I don't need to go anywhere til the next Brony meet.
by Buttwaddington November 23, 2021
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monkey minky lips

when a girl has a thicker mustache then your penis !
OH FUCK, she got monkey minky lips with that doo wop.
by Super Harry Ballsacpenisvagina February 26, 2011
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Mashed Up Monkey

Put a banana in a sock, mash it up and put it in microwave for 20seconds. When done put it over your penis and start masturbating.
(20 secs only so you dont burn your knob)
I'm going yo get home and have a mashed up monkey
by No muff to tuff for buff May 05, 2022
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Gorilla Monkey Shit

Used By Ichijou Ririka
Use it like an Oji-san would!
Whoa Kanade that is some Gorilla Monkey Shit!”
by Hoeh? April 11, 2024
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Sus Monkey

Person 1: You are such a Sus Monkey
Person 2: What does that mean?
Person 1: An Ugly Mother Fucker You little bitch
by Deeznutsonyourtounge March 09, 2022
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