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Across the Bay Bullshit 

A stunt pulled by a person who continually arranges to participate in group activities but bails out at the last minute, often without any forewarning or reasonable explanation.
Example : Person A says,"I have to work." Person B replies," But we planned this trip three months ago! You said that yo would ask off; you didn't, did you?" Person A,"No." Person B," You're pulling some of that Across the Bay Bullshit on us, fucker!"
Across the Bay Bullshit by Kraduh September 5, 2016
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black guy bullseye

The perpetual target black men have on them their entire life. They are forced to survive in poor communities, harassed by law enforcement, are incarcerated at high rates, suffer job discrimination, receive poor medical care and have shorter life spans. black man, African-American, black male, brothers, inner city, ghetto, prison, discrimination, racism, black on black crime, law enforcement, cops, slavery, Jim Crow, segregation, mass incarceration, preschool to prison pipeline, the Black Codes, Dred Scott, the Deep South
Every evening when I come home from work, a police car is always in my rearview mirror. I've never been to jail, don't have a record and my tags are up to date. What gives man?! Joe, you aint trippin, you got the black guy bullseye on you.

money talks and bullshit takes the bus 

It is the same as Money talks and bullshit walks, but this phrase was said by Leonardo Di Caprio in the movie The wolf of Wall Street
People with a lot of resources accomplish things, the others take the bus and do nothing or little.

One guy says Hey I did that mega deal working at night : money talks and bullshit takes the bus

5 hole bulldozer 

When you wipe your ass using the space between your legs, or 5 hole, but since you don't have good reach you have to wipe back to front in effect bulldozing yourself. See bulldozing.
I hurt my back and cannot twist my body so i had to use the 5 hole bulldozer method.

toilet hat-trick bullseye

While accomplishing a toilet hat-trick the toilet water splatter of the falling shit hits the asshole and now the asshole is full of sperm, urine and shit, or menstrual blood, urine and shit.
Oh man, I had a massive toilet hat-trick bullseye this morning. I had to whipe my ass 15 times before all the sperm, piss and shit was all off!

New Jersey Bulldozer 

When you getting your haircut from your barber and he shaves your hair line too far back.
Person 1-Hey dude what happend to your hair?

Person 2-My barber gave me a New Jersey Bulldozer because I diddnt tip him last time.