Definitions by Farmergeoff2003
Scandinavian Sword Fight
A location, in Scandinavia, where a high percentage of its current population are big hairy nude men that comfortable with their bodies so they dont wear clothes.. This happens in the community water areas so there are plenty of Scandinavians with their wankers walking about, scaring tourist children along with others.
My family went on vacation in Iceland where community pools are very popular. They also do not like to wear any swimming garments so it was a Scandinavian Sword Fight.
Scandinavian Sword Fight by Farmergeoff2003 July 28, 2020
5 hole bulldozer
When you wipe your ass using the space between your legs, or 5 hole, but since you don't have good reach you have to wipe back to front in effect bulldozing yourself. See bulldozing.
5 hole bulldozer by Farmergeoff2003 October 28, 2017